win life gives u lemmonse eat the lemmonse and get the f*#k over it
win life gives u lemmonse eat the lemmonse and get the f*#k over it
ow lot of peaple are gona die
some peaple are like slinkies...they'r good for nothing But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stair's
if your heart was really broken you'd be dead so shut up
change pass word :p***s: error: password not long enough
please do not feed the models
my imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
angry peaple need hugs (or sharp objects)
everyone is entitled to my opinion
definition of a teenager god's punishment for sex
they say that money talkes but mine just waves good bye
just when i find the key to sucsess someone goes and changes all the lockes
when god gives u lemons find a new god
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
guns dont kill ppl i kill ppl
join the army visit exotic places meet interesting ppl THEN KILL THEM!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Save water, shower with your girlfriend.
Man who walk into airport door sideways going to Bangcock
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal a car that's the time to do it
May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping.
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
Nobody is perfect I am a nobody. Therefore, I am perfect
There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope it’s not a train
I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming
And on the eighth day God said, “Okay, Murphy, you’re in charge!”
if at first you dont succeed skydiveing isnt for you
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doesn't approve of violence on games (vary sad)
ANY ways what for?
Hey i haven`t talked to you in a long time how have you been? xd
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im a cowboy lol
like my avatar?