Hey there! I meant to send you a comment earlier on your Aquarium's Profile, but it didn't fit so here goes... Mind you, this joke is a bit sickening to hear...
It was after school and a little boy was going home from his school... In a building not too far from the little boy was an apartment that a couple owned and in that apartment the couple was having sex using a condom... As soon as they finished, the guy threw the condom out the window by accident and it landed in front of the little boy... The guy goes after the condom and finds the kid holding it so he snatches it away from him and told him to go home so the little boy shrugged and carried on home... When he gets home his mother asked him, "How was your day of school?" And the little boy replied, "It was good and I found a twinkie that belonged to some guy! He told me that it was his and took it away from me, but what he didn't know was that I ate his cream filling!"
Can't get any sicker than that, to hear more like this and more... You should contact my friend, his user name is Kage No Gaara... He's really cool and has good jokes, you should ask him for better choices of jokes... Good luck!
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which that just made me laugh so yeah thanks.
It was after school and a little boy was going home from his school... In a building not too far from the little boy was an apartment that a couple owned and in that apartment the couple was having sex using a condom... As soon as they finished, the guy threw the condom out the window by accident and it landed in front of the little boy... The guy goes after the condom and finds the kid holding it so he snatches it away from him and told him to go home so the little boy shrugged and carried on home... When he gets home his mother asked him, "How was your day of school?" And the little boy replied, "It was good and I found a twinkie that belonged to some guy! He told me that it was his and took it away from me, but what he didn't know was that I ate his cream filling!"
Can't get any sicker than that, to hear more like this and more... You should contact my friend, his user name is Kage No Gaara... He's really cool and has good jokes, you should ask him for better choices of jokes... Good luck!
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