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Hello.I'm -Clockwork-Dystopia-'s pet mule-minion of debatably undead status.
I have a tentacle beast and a dead guy named Ethan who sometimes come around for coffee or something. They are very bad at small talk.
If you need something, leave a comment or go bug CD about it. This account's mainly for chatting and the opportunity to speak in the third person on a regular basis.
Centaur Overlord is another minion who you might enjoy.
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Thank you.
Luckily, I don't wear clothes. However, Pa accidentally saved a Penguin he didn't want to save on his aquarium, and not on mine. He's going with an Asiastic theme. Penguins are NOT native to Asia... or anywhere in the northern hemisphere for that matter. Yet i'm going with an... Artic-deep sea theme... And he bought it for like 18k or something he said. I did hear him mauling a guineafowl in anger though.
At least he bought me an expensive sunken ship. Geez... you'd think that sunken ships would be cheaper than those still afloat...