WHO IS THIS PERSON?
LALALALALALALALALA. My name is Eric. I like corn. Corn is yellow. Corn is yummy. Especially in my tummy. Corn comes from fields that grow corn. Which are called corn fields. Fields are big. They are green. A nice shiny green. I like shinies. They are cool to stare at. I am cool to stare at. [Not] But you must stare at my TUMMY. Becuase I'm cool like that. [Syke] I love Spongebob. He is yellow too! Except he has holes in him. Plus he's a sponge. He lives in a pineapple. My sister is scared of him and his spatula of doom. Its funny. [STFU] But Patrick is dumb. And Sandy is a karate-chopping SQUIRREL. Squirrels are cool. They shall take over the world one day. They'll eat your head off with their tiny little teeth. THEN I SHALL BECOME THE KING OF ALL SQURRELS!!!
Fear me. Hah.
Squidward. Has a big nose.
THE END.
P.S - Dora is a big doo doo. With a monkey that picks his nose and throws pickles.
[[This was not written by Eric. For it was written by Somebody Else. Tata]]
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