Welcome to the show, kids! Hahahaha!
You know who I am.
And if you don't, well...
Shame on you!
Where have you been living, under a rock!?
I am The Joker.
The Clown Prince of Crime, the Harlequin of Hate, the Leonardo of the Larcenouse Laugh and the Ace of Knaves.
I'm not sure where they all came from either but hey!
More of me to go around! Ha ha ha!
In a world that's just one great big gag, I'm the guy who'll stand up and laugh at it.
Sure I'll be taking people out of it here and there at the same time, but what routine is perfect?
But some people...
Some people just don't get the joke.
And a joke loses it's zing if you have to explain it.
So I blow it in there.
With a bullet.
Works every time!
Hahahahaha!
Or, it works most of the time.
Some people don't get it and just keep coming to ruin the show.
And that's where we get to my opponent.
The light to my laugh filled dark.
The Dork Knight.
Batman.
Or Batsy as I like to call him.
In truth I'm not sure where I'd be without him.
He poses a challenge to my goal of making the world laugh with me.
Him and his little birdies. And there's a p***y cat with him now and again.
Let's not forget that girl I crippled.
And dear ol' Commissioner J.
...for a gruff loner type he sure has a lot of friends doesn't he?
Flaw in the character much?
Hee hee!
Psst.
Even if Bats won't admit it.
He'd be nowhere if it wasn't for me either.
The best of opponents, that's me.
The top of his Rogue's Gallery.
The twisted love of his--
Ack!
Ahem, cough, heh.
But it's not fair to just mention ol' Batsy and crew.
I have my share of pals too!
My friends over there at my holiday home, Arkham.
Sigh...
Good times, good times.
And then there's my own more personal crew.
The guys with the smiles, forced on them by gas or not.
Fodder for the Bat when he swoops in to ruin the latest show.
Oh and I suppose I shouldn't forget.
Harley Quinn.
The poisoned cupcake of my eye.
She does good work.
And she's completely gaga for "Mistah Jay" here, she can't be all bad!
Hahahahaha! I couldn't resist that one.
*Wipes a tear from his eye, will bring plenty of them to yours.*
So that's me.
The Joker.
You've had all you're going to get, so scram.
But you will come back, won't you?
...want to shake on it?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
How's my random spree of killings? Please call...
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Harley crossed her arms and turned to the side. "An' Red isn't tellin' me nothin'! I can think for ma'self, thank you."
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It's never about the name of the gag, my dear amateur!