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Lists updated as of July 20th.

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"I love sleeping, it's my favorite thing to do. I love sleeping so much, it's the first thing I think about when I wake up in the morning." ~ Steve Byrn.

So instead of spending an hour summarizing myself into two or three neat paragraphs, I'm going to just list things I like and then list things I don't like, and let people draw their own conclusions about anything else. (in no particular order)

I LIKE:

1. Manga
2. Funny videos.
3. Music
4. Sleeping
5. Eating
6. Playing video games
7. Winning at video games
8. Debating things. (different from arguing)
9. Smart people
10. Funny people
11. Old fashion sayings
12. Hanging out with friends
13. Helping animals
14. Learning new things.
15. Making up quotes that sound like they came from someone with life experience.
16. Solving people's problems
17. Solving puzzles.
18. Star Wars
19. Pokemon (not the show, games, or cards)
20. Big fields of grass.
21. The wet sand that's really close to the beach shore.
22. Cooking
23. Making friends.
24. Talking about things.
25. Thinking about fatherhood.
26. Proving people wrong, when they think they're right
27. Scratching the back of my neck.
29. Skipping numbers.
30. Making lists.
31. Drawing cartoons and such.
32. Being paid gaia gold for ^
33. Watching something happen exactly as I thought it would happen.
34. Marvel, DC, and such superheroes.
35. Magic tricks/shows.
36. Thinking about what things I wish I had.
37. Asking people what their favorite "blank" is, or if they could do "blank", etc.
38. Not being able to smell. Mostly when something smells really bad.
39. Desks with secret drawers, or just lots of drawers in general.
40. Chairs that can spin on a pivot, while still move on wheels.
41. Making people laugh a lot.
42. Lucky Charms cereal.
43. Creating characters.
44. Making up games.
45. Interesting facts.
46. Stand-up comedy.
47. Jurisprudence
48. Disco music.
49. When it rains, but the Sun is still out.
50. Zack Galifinackis(sp?)
51. Loyalty
52. Medium sized dogs.
53. Chewing on plastic bottle caps.
54. Opening soda cans with my teeth.
55. The prefix "Omni"
56. Birds
57. Videos of little kids falling down, or doing some other stupid things.
58. Days that are just a little cold.
59. The Jack of Clubs
60. Facts that won't help me in life, but are fun to know.
61. Tapping on surfaces.
62. Quality time with fiends/family (Different than hanging out, because it's one-on-one.)
63. SNL Digital Shorts
64. Quick-wit humor
65. Spiral Notebooks
66. Shiel Silverstein.
67. Wait for it.
68. Wait for it...
69. Aw yeah...69
70. USA! USA! USA!
71. Inside Jokes
72. People who have fun with their jobs.
73. Action Movies.
74. Talking about weird dreams.
75. Robes with hoods and droopy sleeves.
76. The numbers 36, 44, and 82
77. Taking really long, warm showers
78. Wrist watches.
79. Asking questions
80. Logic
81. Working out.
82. Laughing
83. Detective/Crime shows (CSI, Criminal Minds, Law and Order, Dexter)
84. Wearing a suit.
85. Martial arts movies
86. Being uninhibited by taboos I refuse to acknowledge.
87. Using people's skewed reasoning against them.
88. Paper airplanes
89. Really cool acronyms
90. Religion/Mythology
91. Taking those personality tests.
92. Playing drums
93. YuGiOh The abridged series.
94. Knives, swords, pretty much all bladed weapons.
95. Thinking of funny or awkward situations.
96. How the word "awkward" had a very awkward spelling.
97. How the word "lisp" has an "sss" sound in it, so people with a lisp can't even explain their situation properly.
98. Building things with Legos or wooden blocks.
99. Studying human behavior.
100. Finally getting 100 on each list.
101. Cleaning my ears with Q-tips.
102. When you find a quarter on the ground, and it like makes you optimistic for the rest of the day.
103. Redheads
104. How nails on a chalkboard doesn't bother me, but it's like poison to everyone else.
105. Robots
106. That top part of a new carton of ice cream, where it's all soft and wonderful.
107. When dried glue gets stuck in between the ridges on the glue bottle's cap. Picking them out is so fun.
108. Inventing things
109. Thinking of jokes that would go into a stand-up set, if I ever get the courage to try.
110. When I put too much milk in my cereal, and there's only milk in the bowl, I go refill it with a different type of cereal.
111. Riddles.
112. Cool teachers
113. How if you add an "R" inside the word "analogy" it becomes absolutely hilarious.
114. When you do something the exact opposite way they hold you, and it works out perfectly anyway.
115. When I'm tying something in Microsoft Word, or something else with a spell-check device, and it corrects me on a word I know I spelled right, so I right click and add to dictionary. Feels like I defeated spell-check and increased my vocabulary, all at the same time.
116. How when I was a little kid, first learning math, I imagined that all the numbers (0-10 at the time) had unique personalities. Like, 3,6, and 9 are all douchebags, and 9 is really bitter that he isn't 10, and 6 is really angry and also wants to be 10. So 6 gets 4 to try and add up to 10, but 4 is really reluctant to do that, because 4 knows that 10 is king of the numbers and doesn't want to challenge authority or anything, 4 is really shy like that. 7 is also shy and mellow, and when 9 multiplies by 7, you get 63, which is combination of 6 and 3, who I just explained were douchebags. So now 7 feels really bad that it's made this douchebag number, being corrupted by 9 and everything. I feel like I'm ranting a bit.

I DON'T LIKE:

1. Organized religion (to specify, a religion that tells you how to live, outside of being a good person)
2. Cucumbers
3. Mushrooms
4. Conservatives
5. Unnecessary things.
6. Emo/Scene people.
7. People who try to be random. They're actually very predictable.
8. Superstitions
9. $cientology
10. People who don't listen.
11. Alarm clocks.
12. Over-protective parents.
13. Clingy people.
14. Rap music, for the most part.
15. Poems that don't rhyme, but are just a paragraph full of analogies. (srsly)
16. When I have cereal but no milk, or vis-versa.
17. When people ask a double-negative yes/no question. "You don't like ice cream?"
18. People who avoid subjects.
19. Sore losers
20. Stupidity in general.
21. Contradictions in logic.
22. Not being able to find something in my own house.
23. Repetitive things.
24. When people make water noises when you have to go to the bathroom. It doesn't work, it's just annoying.
25. Bugs that have found their way inside my house.
26. Intolerance/narrow mindedness.
27. People who think they're clever for quoting HGttG and saying 42 when they're asked the meaning of life.
28. Being late.
29. When you're using a lead pencil and you have that little piece left, but it's too small to use and when you press down, it just goes back into the pencil.
30. Public and/or unexpected erections.
31. Machines that don't work like they're supposed to.
32. When women say, "I don't want to seem too obvious."
33. When people talk really loud.
34. When people talk too quietly.
35. Undecipherable sarcasm.
36. "Words" like "wut", "n e ways" and "u".
37. Long stories that have a moral you knew was coming halfway through the damn thing.
38. Pro-lifers.
39. High pitched giggling.
40. When a key is stuck and you have to hold it down to type it, but then you hold it too long and you get "dddddd" and you have to go back and delete them.
41. Really "sharp" poops.
42. Ungratefulness
43. Words with too many consonants in a row (here's looking at you, Swedes)
44. Lots of swearing (unless it's over-swearing to be funny)
45. Those sports recap videos where you see the guy get his leg destroyed in twelve places by a rouge soccer ball.
46. People who whine about suicide.
47. Being interrupted.
48. When someone calls you on the phone and doesn't have anything to talk about.
49. The new Family Guy
50. American Idol
51. Hippies
52. Advanced Math
53. Forgetful people
54. When a rap or country music singer says two words that don't really rhyme, but they say them with such a skewed and awkward drawl that they somehow manage to rhyme anyway.
55. Insomnia
56. Small dogs (does not include baby dogs that become normal later on)
57. When people give unwanted advice.
58. Lil' Bush *shudders*
59. Squeamish people (ex. afraid of Tubgirl, Goatse, etc.)
60. British "Dry humor"
61. Scary movies (seriously, who would PAY to go get scared?)
62. Busywork
63. How in those school textbooks, you always see a multi-cultural group of teenagers, who would never hang out irl, learning and smiling about some boring-a** formula for enzymes or some crap.
64. When you throw something in a far-away trashcan and miss. It's like you've been defeated twice, once by missing, and again by having to go pick it up.
65. PS3
66. How God of War III is going to force me to get a PS3.
67. People who think graphics is a pivotal aspect of a game's playability.
68. X-Play (new and old)
69. lol, 69.
70. How horribly obese people (450 ) are called "brave" and "heroic" on the news. These people shouldn't be put on the same level as firefighters and cops, just because they haven't died yet from choking on a pig or something.
71. Shoop da Whoop references. (not so much a year ago)
72. Old people that endanger themselves just because they don't care about life anymore.
73. Insomnia
74. Chinchillas
75. Psychics
76. Inuyasha
77. The Office
78. Shakespeare
79. How those McDonalds commercials made it sound like having edamame in your salad was like the greatest thing since condoms.
80. When people can't take a hint.
81. Repeating myself
82. Repeating myself
83. People that can't follow instructions
84. Telemarketers
85. Impotent authority figures
86. Little kids that talk smack/ask too many questions.
87. Affirmative action
89. The number 6 (56 and 68 and stuff is okay, but by itself, 6 is a total dillbag).
90. How girls have exclusive rights to the color pink, while boys have no gender-specific color.
91. When your junk flops out of that hole in your boxers, and you have to take like 10 minutes to put it back in, but you can't grab it directly, you have to do it from outside your pants, and it hurts because the inside of your pants is all scratchy and stuff.
92. When you work out, and get a sweaty butt crack. You get all self-conscious about it and in the locker room you try to position yourself so your sweaty a** is against the lockers and nobody can see it.
93. When you're going to say something, but you think too fast and merge a word you were saying with a word you were going to say later in the sentence, and you sound really retarded.
94. When you think of the most perfect comeback, and they're already gone. Or if you think of a situation in which you would use an awesome comeback, but that situation never comes up.
95. People obsessed with taking pictures of absolutely EVERY moment on a vacation or whatever.
96. lol, reverse 69.
97. Bishonen
98. When you're trying to catch a football, but it hits the ground at such an angle that it either flies off in the total opposite direction you expected it to, or it jumps up and get you in the balls with paralyzing force.
99. How "Final Fantasy" has done anything except be "final". There are like, 20 "Final" Fantasy games, they should just call it "Fantasy" and stop lying to me.
100. Those days when I try to draw something, but it's just not the right day, and it gets all messed up.
101. LAG
102. How in horror movies, some stupid person always goes out by themselves and gets owned. WHEN YOU ARE IN THE WOODS AND THERE IS A GUY WITH A CHAINSAW THAT WANTS TO WEAR YOUR SKIN, DON'T GO OUT ALONE!!!
103. How abstract art sells for millions of dollars when it looks like a camel took a dump on a canvas and then someone used a rainbow to slap it around.
104. Fat people that make a tube top look like a stretched spare tire
105. How when I'm updating this, sometimes Gaia has some type of lagspasm and like 5-6 that I added get deleted, and then I'm discouraged to type them again even if they were really funny.
106. How bass(music) and bass(fish) are spelled the same, and even knowing this, I somehow always pronounce bass(music) like base. "All your bass are belong to us."
107. When people claim to dislike "judging" and "labels" when, they are both important in living a safe life. If you see two guys walking down the street at midnight, with baggy pants, red bandannas, guns, and an angry look on their faces, and you don't "label" them as a "possible threat" immediately, you need some serious corrective surgery.
108. When people with disabilities that feel the need to "prove" themselves for some reason, like a guy with no arms wanting to be in the NBA or something. This particular opinion of mine is hard to explain without making myself sound like a douchebag.
109. When people call your house, and the answering machine picks up, and then they just hang up without leaving a message. If you're gonna call my house, it should be important enough to leave a damn message while you're at it.
110. When you wanna cook something, but you're missing like, one ingredient and you don't have any means of getting it, so instead of having this great meal you planned out, you just eat some half-frozen T.V. dinner that you put n the microwave for 1 minute less than you should have. Normally you'd just put it in again for that last extra minute, but because you're already depressed from the meal you never got to make, you just accept that this frozen dinner is crappy and you eat it anyway. Then you go and post about it in your Gaia profile that like, 4 people read, and hope none of them know you in real life and talk about your horrible meal at school the next day.
111. When you really want to get your history paper done, but the planets align or something and all these time consuming situations come up at once like some magic spell made specifically to prevent you from passing one of the only classes you actually like being in.
112. When these lists get a little too personal.
113. How there's never been a movie about zombies in space. That movie would shatter minds.
114. When someone tries to finish your sentences for/with you.
115. When its raining, and a really fat raindrop falls on your head, and it scares you for a second because you think a bird might have dropped on one you, so you check really hesitantly, even though it's never a crap and always just rain. And then when it rains really hard and all the raindrops are like those fat ones and it feels like a thousand birds are trying to bomb you at the same time.
116. Wen people don't let you help them, or talk about a problem.
117. When people tell me to walk my bike. If I wanted to walk, I wouldn't have a bike, retard.
118. Pets named "Mr.___" or "Mrs.___" Like Mr. Fluffy Bottom the Third. You know why he's the 3rd? Because the other 2 killed themselves for having such a stupid name. All the animals were making fun of it.
119. When people just plain suck at debating.
120. How having more on the dislikes list than on the likes list makes me seem like a pessimist. I'm not.
121. Pessimists.
122. Those screamer vids people send you. Doesn't bother me so much that I got startled, what bothers me is that I expected a video of a kid falling down and pooping is pants, or a video of a guy in a bear suit dry humping people in line for groceries, or something. Instead I got scared and disappointed.
123. How in commercials, the dad or guy figure is always some fat dumb hairy crap, who can't figure out how to use his cell phone or whatever. And the wife, this shining beacon of magic hope, knows about Fandango or some such program that like, perfectly alleviates the problem that the dumbass, rocks-for-brains husband would die if it wasn't solved.
124. When I'm updating this list, and in the middle of typing one, I think of another, but by the time I finish typing, I forgot what I was thinking of.
125. When I'm eating potato chips, and one of the chips gets bitten at a certain point, that makes it explode into chip-shrapnel that stabs my tongue and the roof of my mouth. And then for the rest of the bag, I'm all hesitant to bite any chips because they might be tasty land mines in disguise.
126. That goddamn comic strip Marmaduke. I hate that comic with every once of will in my body.
127. When I'm in a thread, and out of nowhere I get blindsided by this long a** post about someone's stupid quest. It's like twelve thousand lines long and I have to scroll through that crap for half an hour just to get to a meaningful post.
128. When rich people ask for donations. If they want money, just sell one of the sixty items you've already got that're worth more than ten million gold by themselves. Did you know that ten million gold could pay for every quest I will ever have? No you didn't, so stop asking for money. Jeez.
129. When these people have some type of text or image before and after their post. That's really annoying for several reasons. 1) Sometimes it's indistinguishable from their actual post, in which case congratulations to them on being ignored. 2) When I try to quote their post, I have to take time out of my life to delete all the annoying space-hogging code for all their fancy crap around the real post. 3) When it's either a retarded poem, some abstract picture of nothing, a phrase in a language nobody cares about, or a reference to something no one has ever seen. Just a waste of time and text.
130. How not many people read these lists. And I can't exactly advertise them without sounding like a slut for comments.
131. When there's a really hot mannequin in a clothes store and you kind of want to look at it because it's hot, but at the same time, everyone in the universe is staring at you, so you have to kind of like, sneak looks at it every once in a while all incognito and stuff. You never really get a good look, you're too worried to stare for too long, you think everyone is gonna yell at you for being a perv or something.
132. When you're typing and someone instant messages you, and their window take priority and you start accidentally typing to them.
133. When you're the person that interrupts the other guy in ^ that situation, and it says they're typing, but they're really not.
134. When I miss-number these lists, and I have to re-number all of the ones after it. It gets more annoying the farther up on the list the mistake is.

I'll update with more as a remember/experience them.