white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

MASTER!!!

FRIENDS * * * * Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!" Fake friends: never seen you cry. True friends: cry with you Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. Fake friends: know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock them the f**k out Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this,* * * *

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THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - 'WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!!"9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME,PICK ME!!'14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!! Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things....hehe x3

The Rules Of Love: .♥.Kiss on the lips = i luv u .♥.Kiss on the ear = u are special .♥.Kiss on the nose = Laughter .♥.Kiss on the cheek = Friends .♥.Kiss on the forhead = i comfort u .♥.Kiss on the neck = i want u .♥.Kiss on the shoulder = u are wonderful .♥.Kiss anywhere else = be careful .♥.Play arounds with hair = cant live without u .♥.Holding Hands = Happiness .♥.Arms around waist = u are mine i need u .♥.A hug=i care .♥.Smiling at each other = i like you .♥.WINKS= Flirtation .♥.Looking around = hiding true feeling .♥.Tender kiss on the side of ur lips = ur mine .♥.Tear Drop = im losing u .♥.Crying = I lost u....

swagga-chu i choose you!!!!!

ABORTION IS WRONG MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I purr at the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time stretching. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE: You went to the Veternarian today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX: I can hear that Veternarian again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The Veternarian called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, put this in your profile