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"She's only rich cause she's Greek!" -Annie.
"You made me laugh so hard that milk came out my nose, and I'm not even drinking milk!" -Luis.
"Pixie sticks are for kids who can't afford crack." -Amys.
"Let's talk about something productive... Like Toast." -me.
"Let's Talk Sex." -me.
"Your just getting your sexual thoughts out... apparently in the form of aquatic marine animals..." -Allison.
"Hey Allison! Daniels here today! Watch me strip!" -Amy
"He Makes my Ovaltine boil." -Amy
"It's a Skress." -Chris
Allison: "Why do you think he's an idiot?"
Amy: "His ugly blue jacket and the fact that he's an idiot."
"A life... sounds good. When can I download one?" -Amy
"He's not worth crying over... He's a guy." -Me
Allison: "I suck lollipops, and Jolly Ranchers, and Dum Dums..."
Amy: "That's not all I like to suck..."
"Shut up Bubba. What are you B*tching about? Go to Downy." -Coach Walker
Luis: "Just say 'Bullsh*t'"
Me: "No."
Luis: "It's like getting her to take drugs!"
"I ate lunch with Tigger at Disneyland and he totally touched my a**." -Deanna (Frank)
"Yeah, I like Tulips. Why don't you get me some Daisies?" -Me
"I don't want to be inspirational. I'm a teacher, I get paid and go home." -Mr. Murry
"Later on when he has a life and stuff you can go to him and say, 'Hey! You cheated on me!'" -Me
"Kira! Our penises are the same!" -Allison
"Real men wear pink. Because real men don't know how to separate the whites from the reds." -Gaia
Allison's Mom: "Which way, right or left?"
Deanna (Frank): "Purple!"
Annie: "My mom's thinking that at the screening at school on the 7th they are going to say I have type two diabetes because I have all the symptoms."
Me: "0.0... ;.;"
Annie: "If I do have it...I'll have to loose weight and I'll be HAWT!"
"In & Out french fries taste like... sex." -Alyssa
Ashley: "*walks to Mrs. Joe with fabric* Why does mine look longer?"
Mrs. Joe: "Because you screwed it."
Me: "If Link (Zelda) and Obi-Won (Star Wars) went up against eachother, Link would soooo win!"
Chris: "No! Obi-Won would grab Link's a**!"
Me: "....Obi-Won is gay?"
"And then Cloud walked in and said, 'Vincent, I love you! *humphump*'" -Amy
Kelsey: "Let's make Ambrosia Salad!"
Ann-chan: "I don't think Ambrosia would like that..."
Me: "BULLSH*T!"
Charlie: "F%*# you!"
Old man: "The Gaggle of Geese! Your my Daughter that was taken by priates as an infant!"
Hysteria (dressed as girl): "Father!"
Captian Soldier: "Wait! This is my Virgin Bride!"
Hysteria: "*takes off wig* I am not a virgin!"
Old Man: "Bloody Pirates!"
*Amy Plays Dead*
Me: "Amy! How did she die!?"
Luis: "She had an allergic reaction to your face!"
Me: "Yeah, you knocked me to the ground Edgar!"
Edgar: "Yeah, I know, I knocked Luis on the floor once and the bed twice!"
Lauren: "*Lauren stabs Allison with a mechanical pencil*"
Allison: "LEAVE MY FLAB ALONE. D:"
Allison: "So Lauren, what's Missouri like?"
Lauren: "..Well.. There's.. cows."
*Amy finds a chair and has to move it around things*
Amy: "Don't worry, I'm good at Tetris! *sings tetris song*"
*a scene of Raul from phantom of the opera pops up on screen*
Annie: "He looked like a girl!"
*a scene of Christine from phantom of the opera pops up right after*
Me: "He looks like a girl!"
Me: "Man.... I'm Toast."
Annie: "Hello Toast! I'm Waffle!"
*commercial comes on with a plaid umbrella*
Annie: "That umbrella looks like its made out of a kilt..."
Me: "Omg! They killed a Scottish Man!"
Me: "Man, these anime girls are always impossibly skinny... Like... They have to not eat or something!"
Annie: "*points out food* Ummmmm..... Fooooood."
Me: "Well, Obviously your not one of them..."
"That's my roommate! We shared treats on the train and had a chocolate frog too!" -Jennifer about Harry Potter
(to the tune of 'This old Man') "Who loves me? Who loves me? I love me very much!" -My Mom
Alyssa: "California is many times more populated than Wyoming..."
Jessica: "Well, Wyoming needs to start having sex!"
Mrs. Bannholzer: "Oh My God, I have to read that damn speech!"
Josh: "Why is Britney all over mag covers with her problems? There are plenty other normal people with worse problems! 'Bum Looses Sandwich!'"
"Does he lie in bed and caress his feet?" -Jennifer
"I'm a carrot molester." -Me
"He'd be like, 'Kira, I love your hair and I love this card, it reminds me of your hair.'" -Jennifer about Nick
"I don't want the blanket! You take the blanket! I'm already sleeping!" -Me
"Delete Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt....tit!" -Me
"I want to take your intestines and give them to my daughter as a jump rope for Christmas." -Me
"I want some Daminals!" -Me
"Sex!?" -Kelsey
"That guy took out that gun and shot Corny!" -Syd
"Kira, Your butt looks hecka sexy!" -Kelsey
"Hey Little Man, Shut up or I'll kick your a**!" -My Dad
"Hey, She doesn't look as bad when I take off my glasses!" -Annie about Hannah Montana
"Fergie still looks bad without glasses on..." -Annie
"Imagine Santa pole dancing..." -Mrs. B
"Carol didn't use her safety goggles... Now, she doesn't need them." -Poster in my Chemistry class
Samsun: "Have some Gatorade, only sexy people drink this!"
Grant: "Hey! Let me get some of that, I think I'm sexy enough."
Samsun: "You're damn right you are, drink up!"
"Fake boobs would break your nose off." -Mrs. B
Patricia: "You know what? I hate Mr. Box!"
Kent: "Well, Mr. Box hates you too."
"Pulling, Lusty, rope... look, you guys could make a whole sexual reference there." -Mrs. B
"He went to the grave yard with his black veil... He was pretty emo." -Mrs. B
Kent: "I saw this Sharpie and it was the coolest color!"
Gorge: "Really?"
Kent: "Yeah! It catches fire when you write with it!"
Kent: "Aids are caused because your rectum..."
Mrs. Au-yeung: "Kent!"
"This ones for Jesus! *tackles man to the ground*" -Patricia
"How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?" -Mr. Murry
Mr. Mitchell: "I did something fun last night."
Numeana: "EWWW!"
"No, but really... If my mom died I'd be crying... I'd be like, 'NO! I never got my pizza!'" -Annie
"If you go downtown at night, You'll get raped. Even a squirrel would get raped downtown!" -Me
"Gosh, your knee is the sexiest knee ever..." -Annie about my knee.
"Why do I have to learn this stuff? Britney Spears didn't learn this stuff!" -Kayla
"How dare you say that in front of God!" -Jennifer
"Are you Animals!?" -The English Substitute the other day
Kayla: "You have something on your butt Chris..."
Chris: "Why do you always look at my butt!? Why not look at my eyes!"
Mrs. Au-yeung: "You eyes are too small."
"Yeah... Life is always PMSing... Wait... If life has a period then... OMG, Life can get pregnated!?" -Me
"O.J. in the morning wearing tight pants?!" -Random Student
Me: "So, if some guy grabs you, rapes you, and then throws you the the middle of the street..."
Annie: "And a squirrel lands on you...."
Me and Annie: "THEN it's Rape!"
Me: "Goo Goo Gaa Gaa!"
Annie: "wow..."
Me: "Yeah, I know... I speak baby."
"Once upon a time, there was a baby, and he was cute and smart... And then his mom beat him up and he was like, 'AHHH!'" -Ashley
*Kayla sings*
Mrs. Au-Yeung: "You sound like an American Idol reject."
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk." -Andy Gibb
Kelsey: "I wonder if birds can fly to space..."
Annie: "Have you not seen Pokemon!?"
"I'm surprised I have fans, after all I'm not a fanny." -Me
Amanda: "I'm pretty..."
Tim: "Wanna be raped? *smile*"
"But if I look like a hobo, nobody tries to rob me." -Aaron
Aaron: "It hurts!"
Mom: "Like what?"
Aaron: "It hurts like cancer!"
Kelsey: "How would you know?!"
"You have to win a big T.V.! I want to win a Big T.V.!" -Kieran
"Why do I like my mascara more than my husband? Because my mascara stays." -Me
Me: "Dane You!"
Annie: "Why, yes... Yes I am."
"Fanigain Fanigain! Barely even human!" -Me & Annie
"Bagolas, the Bag Boy Brother of Legolas..." -Me
"I'll put your spine to the wall, and I'll... Well... That's too disgusting, I wouldn't do anything..." -Kieran
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