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+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+execute justice, NOT people!
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. I like watchin the puddles gather rain...
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+::NEWSFLASH::the man who set off to walk around the world drowned today...
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-++-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+I thought this story was funny so check it out my pals!:
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept
no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a
shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband
never to open or ask her about..
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would
not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man
took down the shoebox and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $25,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to
never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I
should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only
two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him
two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst
with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what
about all of this money? Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
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