About

My name is a misspelled city and quite possibly code for an hallucinogen. I'm old enough to drive, but young enough to legally tax evade. I'm more literate than the average person. I do a lot of creative, artistic things that can only be explained by an innate desire to become an individual. I draw peace signs on my wrists. I'm much too dependent upon money to determine my happiness. I listen to a lot of obscure types of music. I feel that patriotism means supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. I'm not afraid of punishment. According to Kurt, it's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. That's why I'm a pescitarian. Context clues... My house is famous thanks to James Sartor. Mrs. Staley hates me (and Mark...because we're Asian). I love Pandora.com. I'm obsessed with Greek mythology and cats. My pets are tragically in love despite their species barrier. I'm pretty sure I've got the swine. Did you know Burger King has Veggie Burgers? I don't dress like I do in school out of school. Take my hair for example, for school, it's brushed and blow dried. For out of school, it's bunched into a rats nest on the back of my head with bobby pins. Mrs. Macmanus is not that bad, she had cancer, give her a break. My little brother is a hustler. I'm never serious. My teachers hate me. I told Staley that I busted my eardrum and I couldn't hear the movie. When she told me to move up, I told her I broke my answer. It's true, I can do the stanky leg. I have my entire future planned out. I hate that. I wish I knew anybody that loved Monte Sano as much as I do. Where is my child support going?! I make people angry really easily and I'm a bully because I'm insecure. Yes, I'm the one that wrote the Afroman lyrics on the bathroom walls. Will Skylar Glennon live up to her reputation already? I'm a pathological liar. No, I'm not pulling a Melissa Blassingame on this one. Ask my teachers. THAT'S why they hate me. I think, legally, I'm not allowed to say I'm on Lexapro. I think my Mom seriously believes it's for ADD. I think you're blind if you have never seen me panic attack before. Guess what? Cameron is gay! Helen Keller knows he's gay. I miss my rebellious hair. Dear Katie Foster, if only they still had black light golf. Then we wouldn't have to drive half way to Hazel Green while waiting for Chelsea to get off work. And yes, your hairdresser is amazing. I need a job. Even Publix doesn't want me. I'm just a nobody with a lot of good intentions and no way to express myself.