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Hey there people. It is me -xEternal-Sleepx-. Yes, that is my main account, but I wanted it to be CupCake Pornography. So yeah.


Hello. My name's Dylan, I'm 16 years old, I live in America. I'm an emo kid and I'm obviously not afraid to admit that. No, I don't cut myself, but I do the other stuff like whine all day and draw these really morbid pictures. I also have the classic emo hair cut (ya' know, the one with a huge bang covering your face.) I wear eyeliner and I have a lip piercing. I'm in high school. I'm NOT single. My girlfriend's name is Amber. She's also emo. Surprise surprise. Oh sigh... I'm also bisexual, but I've never dated a guy before. Honestly, I don't care. I'm good with Amber.<3 I like talking and making friends. I'm very social. Don't be afraid to talk to me. I promise not to act emo around you if you mind emo people!

My girlfriend Amber is a crazy, funny and completely awesome girl! She rocks my world so ******** hard! And if you mess with her, I'll mess with you. Her username is xx-Shoe-Molesterx-. Can't you already tell she's great? No? Well then OPEN YOUR ******** EYES!!!

More about me? Well okay then, if you wish. Anyhow, my views on life are realistic. I am so sick and tired of people thinking I'm a pessimist because I'm emo! Not all emo people are pessimists! I also don't have a religion. That's right, you heard me, I'm an atheist, and I don't find anything wrong with that. I mean I could never get up at 6:00am to go to church on a Sunday. Or wear a little hat on my head every holiday. Plus, I need proof. I can't just believe some book and say "Oh this is real!". I'm not that gullible jeez. I'm also Pro-Choice, I support Gay marriage. AND. I'm also Anti-Fur Coats. s**t YEAH b***h!! FOXES AND WOLVES AND CATS AREN'T COATS!!!! HA!

I say ********, s**t and damn a lot. Sometimes I say c**t. XD Yes, I cuss too much. Why? Because it ******** relives stress! My girlfriend always cusses....She's such a good influence! XD I don't mind cussing. Also, if you wanna say something about me or call me out on something, just ******** do it! Don't consider my feelings, cause if no one calls me out on my flaws, how can I improve? What, should I just go on with my life being a flaw bucket? NO!!!!! CALL ME OUT ON MY ******** FLAWS!!!! I'd call you out on yours...XD I can be mean, but that's just the way I am. Just know that it's not intentional (most of the time XD). I'm just the type to criticize. I feel that is helps people. But I don't do it constantly. Just when I feel that someone desperately needs it or asks for it. But trust me, I don't ever think someone desperately needs it all the time.

Well that's me...in a short three paragraph section on an anime based website that holds profiles for it's members.

DREAM AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Item List:
Grunny
Birthday Crown
Demonic Pitchfork
Pink Loafers
Electric Green DASH Arm Guards
Dashing Gentleman Ruby Vest
Black Bio-Mask
Wonderland
Cherry Red Polyester Pants
Chalk Glamrock Sleeveless Top
Suspenders
Swirl Glasses


Dylannn Liiikes/Loooves
Amber <33
Girls
Bois
Mah Friends
Mah Family
Mah Dogg
Metro Station
Cobra Starship~
Icons
Domo domokun
Sexxx lol.
Gaia~~
Bloggin'
Art
Readin'
CUPCAKE PORN!
Frosting Orgasms!

Dylan Haaates/Disliiikes
Jocks
Preps
Geeks
Jackasses
School =X
Text talk
Homework

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Journal

Cup Cakes Can Have Sex Too!!

I Love Cup Cakes.

Hey! This is Eternal. (-xEternal-Sleepx-). This is my Journal and it's FILLED with Cup Cake Sex!


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-xxShoe-Molesterx-

Report | 09/13/2008 3:16 am

-xxShoe-Molesterx-

^.^ No problem. Not to mention, not a whole lot of people knew it anyway. So no biggie.
Local Moonkid

Report | 08/26/2008 12:26 pm

Local Moonkid

OMYGAWSH!!! DOMO!!!
Hey Dylan. ^.^

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