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hey! ive had some great freiends so far on my first 2 days on gaia. on the top of the list is everyone.

the best fortune cookies ever:

You love chinese food.

Fresh air and sunshine and plenty of grace slam the door in the doctor's face.

Help. I'm trapped in a fortune cookie making factory.



this is a chain letter going around, but its funny so im going to put it on my profile.
I knew a girl that was so stupid that.......































she called me to get my phone number.







































she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said















"concentrate."























she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.























she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.























she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.























she tried to drown a fish.























she thought a quarterback was a refund.























she got locked in a grocery store and starved to















death.























she tripped over a cordless phone.























she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.















she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.























she studied for a blood test.























she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.























when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,















she moved.























when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice















instead.























when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said















"Airport Left" she turned around and went home







Man she STUPID!!!!!!!!