About

I'm 18 and English.
Hello!

I scare 24 person(s).
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Yes, that's me. Really.

I have many skills.
Oh yes.

Some of them are:
Making people miss buses.
Playing le bass guitar moderately well.
Making things out of cardboard.
Escaping from being tied up.
Falling over randomly, but not when you try to make me do so.
Giving people names that aren't actually their names.
Being able to eat a curious amount of a mars bar in one go.
Being able to get drunk just by being near people who already are.
HISTORY.

There are lots more, but I shall let your imagination work out what they are.

To the people with names that aren't actually their names:
You ROCK!
Budgie / Mustard / Terri loves you.

I have 3 names? 4 names if you count my REAL one, which I DON'T.
And I'm a Zombie / Robot / Vampire / Bird of some sort / NON-Emo.

Call me Emo and I WILL hurt you in some way.

I might wear EMO jeans, lots of black, Converse/Vans, wristbands, etc, but I am not an EMO. I dislike EMO 'music'. If you have to label me as anything, I am much closer to GOTH.

I like:
Edinburgh
Art
Sugar
Jaffa Cakes
Ghosts
Cherry Coke
A combination of everything above

I will hug you, whether you like it or not.
I am a hug whore.
If I have to be anywhere, there is a good chance that I will be LATE, probably from me being distracted by something. Something that is most likely to be shiny.

Oooh....

A penny...

*cough*

Yersh.
I am dangerous with plastic utensils, especially KNIVES.
And SPOONS. I will have a spoon war if I can help it.


Get me HIGH on sugar, I shall do strange things. Diet Cherry Coke, although lacking in sugar, WORKS very well. Better than the normal stoof.

The SKY is made of CARROTS.

Ducks like to eat PEANUTS.

You most probably do NOT taste like CHOCOLATE.

If it GLOWS, look, it's PRETTY.

OMG, those SHEEP are RAINING.

It's ALL about random BATTLES.

If I'm not SUSPICIOUS at all, it has not been a good day. Unless MUSIC has been bought, or my COMPUTER is being INTERESTING.



http://www.myspace.com/october_wolfe

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The_Perforator

Report | 11/30/2007 1:38 pm

The_Perforator

hhehehehehe bwahahaha ive come to evade your profile with my super awesome one of a kind question.................whats up
Nocturnal Soliloquy

Report | 10/14/2007 10:40 am

Nocturnal Soliloquy

Nice profile, black and red and minimalistic...reminds me of my old MySpace page. Hmm, maybe I should set up a new MySpace page again. Will it get me dates? User Image
RYO41

Report | 09/30/2007 6:35 am

RYO41

poof
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Report | 09/15/2007 7:29 am

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D8< stare into the eyes of the mongoose.
Captain Grammar Crisis

Report | 08/20/2007 7:50 am

Captain Grammar Crisis

Rarrrararraarrrraaarrrr!
H!ROSHI electa pop

Report | 08/19/2007 6:13 am

H!ROSHI electa pop

this comment has a few points of business

a. hurray for jack off jill

b. i do not find you scary in the least..that picture in your signature is very artistic

c. your bass is prettier than mine

d. hello....

good day.
Vain Lavariel

Report | 08/19/2007 5:44 am

Vain Lavariel

You look quite pretty in your sig.

:blush:
Riivaaja

Report | 08/19/2007 5:09 am

Riivaaja

Hi! Your sig in confusing, are you wearing a mask? Seems so. User Image
ORNAMENTAL SERENITY

Report | 08/18/2007 12:52 pm

ORNAMENTAL SERENITY

you look wickedly awesome
BuniPrince

Report | 08/13/2007 11:36 pm

BuniPrince

you are stunning. User Image