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: Report | 05/13/2007 5:16 pm

Durr =B

Durrrr.... oh hay sexi woman
: Report | 10/13/2006 1:59 pm

VomitsGayPride!

*VOMITS GAY PRIDE*
: Report | 08/15/2006 11:57 am

SailorCatCrotch

I think only time and discussions of gay saxaphones will show. King John Beer.
: Report | 07/26/2006 4:08 pm

netsirhc

i like your beatiful garden so far! :3
: Report | 06/07/2006 2:33 am

The Boob Burglar

*yoink* cool
: Report | 03/13/2006 11:19 pm

George Goat

I pooped outside on easter,
I took a crap outside,
A present from my keister,
A log too big to hide.

If my grandma saw it, she would have a fit,
But it turns out,
The dog ate it.

And after she crapped it right back out
I went out in the back
Outside I saw a site that made me shout
From what was grew out of the snack.

It was a pretty flower,
Growing out of the grass,
how could something so pretty this hour,
Originate from my a**?

So I got out my hoe
and mowed it's patch of lawn
then I saw it had begun to snow,
The flower may not live on!

Then I saw with dread, I had a bald head,
But right in front of me was the grandest toupee
No I would not let this flower be dead,
And the grass not turn to hay.

I grew a beautiful garden,
It sometimes smells a bit,
But now I have a full head of hair and a flower,
Just from one pile of s**t!

The end!

*bows*