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Infrequent Ramblings of a Trucker
Not everyday does a trucker get to access the internet, so this journal will be kept up infrequently. Adventures, journeys and other such stuff of my life on the road.
Not everyday does a trucker get to access the internet, so this journal will be kept up infrequently. Adventures, journeys and other such stuff of my life on the road.
My gloves will make your face bleed.
Your ride rocks dude!
I'm wasting all my money on dresses!
I look so much cooler.
Its tough to drive, but I look like.. uh.. cloudy princess girl thing.
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So, it's like 40 billion degrees outside and we have time to kill, so we head in to Tim Horton's and stand in the insanely long lineup that's practically spilling outside.
The door behind me opens and I do that instinctive move over and glance to see if the person's got enough room to pass thing; and this small girl in a f*ckin' PARKA (complete with face-lining fur!!) breezes past me quickly. I barely catch a glimpse of a nose as she beelines to the bathroom.
Didn't catch much, and yet, there's something familiar about this girl. I turn to N and say "I think that was Avril Lavigne that just went into the bathroom" he doesn't hear me and I'm about to repeat when another oddly familiar small person in a parka passes quickly "I think that's Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley that just went into the bathroom"
We shrug it off and I look over at K and he's playing with the garbage can. Since the line isn't moving, I say "I'm going to wash my hands so I can have a donut...coming?" (I'm a little curious to see if I was right or crazy, but I'm not going to the bathroom for this purpose. We are standing at the door where they'll have to walk past, afterall) K refuses, but I go anyways and the guy in the parka is crouched down tying his shoe in the hallway, I walk past without looking back. Parka girl is in the stall, so I wash my hands and leave. Parka boy is looks up ....and it is most definitely Deryck Whibley.
I didn't say anything, I just walked past. I figure that people who are so desperate to go unrecognized that they wear parka's when it's so hot the asphalt's melting; they deserve to be left alone. Besides, I like some of Avril's songs, but I'm not really a fan; and I probably know some Sum 41 songs, but I couldn't name one to save my life.
Anyways, that's what happened at Tim Horton's today.
Edited to add: Yes, Avril and Deryck are both like; two feet tall. Also (in case you missed it); I recognized Avril by her NOSE. Since I don't go looking for Avril news, I conclude that she gets wayyyy too much press.