*Urp* 'Sup

Whassup. The name is Ninten, but you can just call me Daddy Bear. One day, I just *POP* came outta nowhere as I am. Knowin' what I like and don't like, body already perfect and with a job to protect the guy who created me, Ninetails.

I'm Ninetails' bodyguard and retainer...whatever the ******** that means. I just follow the boss around and help him ******** people up when he needs me to. We like to hang out together too when we'se off the clock. He's a pretty nice guy.

I like eatin' good food, drinkin' good booze and I love lightin' up a big fat stogie when I get tha chance. If the boss would let me, I'd love nothin' more than ta sit around in my tighty-whites and just hang, but he's always on the move, the cute little ********. Onna these days, I'm gonna work up tha nerve to tell him how I feel...and then ******** him 'till tha cows come home, hell yeah! Until then, I'm happy just bein' by his side. He treats me good, like I'm a real person. Maybe he loves me back...That's a nice thought...

So...I been towing this line for 'da boss for months now. We been livin' in 'da same roof, eatin' 'da same food, beatin' 'da same punks for 'da same loot and sleepin' in 'da same bed. I can't deny it anymore, he's got me by 'da balls, the little man does. Every time I look at his face all I can think about is how great it'd be ta grab him by 'da collar an lay one on 'em. Which is why when he asked me ta talk, I was nervous. He sat me down afta breakfast and that little ******** asked me if I was in love with him. OF COURSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, YA DUMBASS!

I spilled my heart to him. Told him everything I felt...Even about how badly I wanna ******** 'em....and you know what that little s**t did? He ********' kissed me on the mouth. He told me...That he'd known all along and that...he had to figure out how he felt about me....and he came to 'da conclusion that he loves me too...

You eva' feel so geeked up and happy 'dat you almost pass out? Like ya walkin' on air? By 'da time I caught back up with myself, he had directed me to 'da bed. He was there. I was there. We was there...An suddenly I was inside him...And ********, that was 'da most incredible feeling I had ever felt in my entire LIFE! And I'm never lettin' it go.

'Da boss is mine. My boyfriend, my partner, my lover! If you wanna have a piece of my man, you gotta kill me first!

Now get 'da ******** outta here! I got TV to watch and a boyfriend to breed!