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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7Pick the month
you were born in:
1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - i smoked
5 - i ran shirtless with
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 -I slept with
9 - I smoked with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12- i killed
Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
01 - a tooth pick
02 -a jew
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a MEXICAN
07 - a horse
08 - a easter egg
09 - a jew
10 - an orange
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - my lover
14 - ur grandma
15 - the trojan man
16 - a stripper
17 - a sexy girl/ guy
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - a bag of weed
20 - a toothbrush
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a bisexual
23 - my crush
24 - a pornstar
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - your dealer
30 - Spongebob
31 - a whore
Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::
White - because I love weed
Black - because im sexy as hell
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Because i just want to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Striped - because it makes me feel good
Green - because i'm a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Terqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my momma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
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