6 Truths of Life:1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior becausethey can do it.4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.5. You soon will forward this to another idiot6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.I apologize about this .

Here are 10 facts about you: 1.you're reading this 2.now your thinking that's a stupid fact 4.you didn't notice that i skipped 3 5.you're checking it now 6.you're smiling 7.you're still reading reading this 8.you know all you have read is true 10.you didn't notice i skipped 9 11.you're checking now 12.you didn't notice there only supposed to be 10 facts

Tell me to love you i will. tell me to hate you i will. tell me to get lost i will. but tell me to be some one else, i wont

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you=).

A guy and a girl were speeding 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not please its too scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didnt want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant he would die.

A black man walked into a bar one day and went to sit down. Before he did a white man called out "no coloreds aloud!" The black man then said "When I was born, I was black.When I grew up, I was black.When I get hot, I am black.When I get cold, I am black.When I am sick, I am black.When I die, I am black.When you were born, You were pink.When you grew up, You were white.When you get hot, You go red.When you get cold, You go blue.When you are sick, You go purple.When you die, You go green.AND YET YOU CALL ME COLORED?"

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note.At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it."Without your love, I would die"

Her dad was drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in a attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one’s around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She’ll have to endure A bruise on her leg A skar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in a corner Quiet but thinking “God why?Why is My life always sinking” Such a bad life For a sad little kid She gets Beaten and Beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest “You deserve to die You worthless pest” The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything was quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lieing on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friends in her arms If you dont put this on your profile then it proves you have no heart!!

ABORTION IS WRONG MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, put this in your profile

BOY: I love her more than the air i breathGIRL: well im always here for you.BOY: I know.GIRL:What's wrong?BOY: I like her so much.GIRL: Talk to her.BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.GIRL:Then tell her.BOY: She wont like me.GIRL: How do you know that?BOY: I can just tell.GIRL: Well just tell her.BOY: What should I say?GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.BOY: I tell her that daily.GIRL: What do you mean?BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.BOY: Wait. Who do you like?GIRL: Oh some boy.BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.GIRL: She does.BOY: How do you know?GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?BOY: You.GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.BOY: I love you too.GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?BOY: I just did.

Girl : Do i ever cross ur mind Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning toDance in The Rain

"Guy: "Can we have sex right now?Girl: "Can we do what?"Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"Girl: "Um...no."Guy: "Why?"Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."Guy: "I'm not special to you?"Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.5 minutes pass...Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".Guy: tries to kiss her.Girl: screams, "Would you stop!"Guy: continues trying.Girl: moves to the back seatGuy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".Girl: crying, continues to fight.Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me !"Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.An hour passes...Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.2 months later...Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.Doctor: "You are pregnant."Girl: faints.The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie).He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any ******** who does this to any girl"

I could have fallen for someone else but he wouldn't make my heart skip a beat like you do First time I met you I knew nothing about you Then we became close, I found out things that surprised me All of the things we have in common...made me smile

Girl: Hey Boy: Uhm? Hi. Girl: What's up? Boy: Nothing, is there a reason you're talking to me? Girl: Well I sort of like you. Boy: ??? Girl: Do you like me back? Boy: Well uhm you're 2 years younger than me. Girl: Oh. Boy: Yeah. Girl: Okay well I have to go. Boy: Bye ......... 2 weeks later The boy saw the girl on the news, she hung herself. She left a note that said, "Age shouldn't matter, I will always love you". ....... 1 week later The boy was on the news, he hung himself too, but he wrote on the wall and said,"I was wrong. Age shouldn't matter.You were right. I love you forever and always". if you Believe that age shouldn't matter,post this on your profile

If you live in the Past Move on. If your Waiting for The Future your waiting for nothing. Live now. Do what you want. Live all the way. live your life to the fullest. Make mistakes and fix them. Be happy Dont be sad. Sadness only ruins you. Smile. Kiss. Love. Be with the people you really want to be with. Listen to wat people have to say. Dont yell. Dont talk gossip. Dont spread anything. Dont be Mean. No matter How rude someone is. Dont raise your voice. Smile. Look Them In The Eye. Tell them, "Please stop yelling move on with this madness and be happy."

Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

I'll cry for you, even if it cost my pride...I'll die for you, even if it cost my life...I'll do everything I can, even if it cost my all.