Where you get to know me.
I am a girl, light at twelve, whose name is Taylor. I love to skateboard, play video games, play football and !!RUGBY!! with guys but not girls because girls just don't seem into it that much as guys. If you tease meh friends I swear I will kill you! I am about as tough as I look. Which of course, isn't tough at all. I am infatuated with the band Papa Roach and Alkaline Trio enough for my friends to tease me. I make horrible first impressions, so give me some time to better present myself. I fall in love with emotions rather than the actual people who give me those said emotions. I can make up literotica off the top of my head, but do horribly under pressure. I try not to lie anymore. I rarely swallow my pride and only do it for things that really matter. I am hopeful but not naive. I know when I lose but am not so sure when I win. I can be a hypocrite. I am extremely spoiled and regardless of sounding cocky, I usually get what I want. If you bring up something that I don't want to talk about, I will not contribute to the conversation unless you change the subject, or I will change it myself. I am actually very nice, unless you're a combination of both annoying and persistent. I'd like to think that I have a pretty good judgement of character, and I usually make precise first impressions. I want to meet someone who is smart and funny. Better yet, someone who could render me speechless with his or her wit.
I don't like chatting with people who use "baby" excessively, --or actually, people who even say it at all (though exceptions may apply). Do not expect me to be your e-girlfriend or to even flirt back. Don't assume I'll still be your friend if you're ugly and say something along the lines of "I want to have hawt monkey secks with you", regardless if you're joking. --I'll e-kick your a**. Ironically enough, I still love messages on my homepage from random people.
I dislike Daylight Savings time, wooden parrots, and jazz shoes. (And, at the risk of sounding rather cliché, chain letters. My tolerance for them is extremely low at this point.)
p.s. I like knowing what the people I talk to look like. If you're hideous, send me a picture of someone attractive. Identity theft is better than no picture at all!
p.p.s. If you didn't realize I was kidding, please don't talk to me
And now you know more than you were ever really interested in knowing about me. Congratulations, my friend.
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I want [b:59eb6db559]Matt Skiba[/b:59eb6db559] to be [i:59eb6db559]my[/i:59eb6db559] secks monkey! <33
Thank-you-nots.
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but its over already grrrr!
can you teach me the dance, please?
pretty please with sugarstrawberrys on top??
do it! i love rain!
-huggles to death- :]<3
The Taylor in my journal is you.
One of the Taylor's on my profile is you, the other is a guy who gave me 10k. xD
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