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I'm Dan.BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME!!!
MIKE IS THE COOLEST GUY IN THE MOTHRAFLUMPING WORLD!
I WISH I HAD HIS GOOD LOOKS, SEXUAL STAMINA, AND BRILLIANT MIND!
IF ONLY I COULD PLEASE THE WOMEN LIKE HE DOES.
PITY ME AND MY 2 INCH P0N0S.
Oh, and Mike TOTALLY didn't write this entire "About Me" section.
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Don't beat me with that salami D:!
SMACK IT!
Whenever I type in the forums, people will see this :]
Bromance:Only HALF as gay as it looks!
*WAPOW!*
D:<