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my real name is max. and im litterat everywhere but here and pm's...cuz im lazy 8D

The blue butterfly always gets asked the question 'Why are you always so sad?' Little do his friends know, that by asking that question they only make him feel worse. Because he's just being moody and just wants to be left alone and he doesn't need someone to point out the obvious, which he has no power to change. Geez.

Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called 'Heaven.'

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Dont drop the soap...
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Roses are Red,
Diamonds are Blue,
I will fight any b***h,
That ******** with you!!


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Two guys were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Guy1:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy2:No, this is fun.
Guy1:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy2: Then tell me you love me.
Guy1:I love you, slow down.
Guy2:Now give me a big hug
*he gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the guy to know. Instead, he had him hug him and tell him he loves him one last time. Then he had him put his helmet on so that he would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile. i would do this.


I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO ******** WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? ******** SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY. A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT s**t UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH s**t I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, a*****e."

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Item List:
Aoi Cache Shades
Card Shark Bands
Damascus Armor
Dancer Bottom
Gray FLEX Top
Horns of the Demon
Nitemare Collar
Zorro Mask

Estimated Total: 828,499 Gold, 6,000 Tickets
(Estimated with known item values on 31 January 2007)

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Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 08/17/2009 2:23 pm

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

I'd wear a mask with faces on every side of my head.
How 'bout you?
Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 08/16/2009 10:59 am

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

*Chews Orbit gum.*
Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 08/15/2009 8:32 pm

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Well... Afterwards, I guess they'd have an extra hole to use for stuff. >_>
Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 08/15/2009 12:53 pm

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Not to mention all those secret service agents. °o°
Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 08/14/2009 11:27 pm

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Haha, yeah, I've gotten plenty of that, to.
Hahaha. X D
Not that I see, sorry.
Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 08/13/2009 10:33 am

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

I did. I went, met one of his superiors, and they said he was the guy I should talk to, not them. X D I'm so bloody tired of getting jerked around. Oh, well, it's my only real prospect thus far, so I'll just keep going back every Monday.
Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 08/06/2009 2:10 pm

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Haha, cool, I have a five year old brother, to.
Probably just a clerk at Albertson's. Finally met the guy, but he told me to come back Monday and talk to his superiors. X P Oh, well.
Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 08/06/2009 2:02 am

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Wow, I haven't played Shoots and Ladders in ages. X D
Ah, that sucks. I MAY have a chance. Gonna go talk to this guy tomorrow. It's not an interview, but if I impress him, he may be willing to set one up or something.
Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 08/02/2009 11:40 pm

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Awww, thank you. *Sniffs.*
Not much. Messin' with my other avatar, plannin' out a new game idea, doin' weird stuff. You?
Toxius V. Stephanopolis

Report | 07/31/2009 6:03 pm

Toxius V. Stephanopolis

If I was a witch, wouldn't I have put a hex on you to make you forget that you know I'm a witch by now? : D

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