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Gaia...Where spare time comes to die.
A few of my dreams and inner thoughts....
CEILING-FAN MAN AND WATER PURIFIER LAD!
Ceiling-Fan Man - The evil vapor man has invaded! We must defeat this nightmarish Ghoul! I shall use my power to weakly circulate air and destroy him! Quick! Water Purifier Lad! Pull the strings of justice!
Water Purifier Lad - :: Does nothing cause he's a F***ing water purifier::
ZOMBIE WEDDING
Usher: And who are you with this evening?
Zombie Guest - Brrrraaaaaiiiinnnnsssss
Usher: Right well Jason Brains seems to have far more guests. Would you mind siting on the brides side?
Zombie Guest - Sure no problem.
TRANFORMERS
Starscream - Yo check this out man, I can turn into a kick butt fighter jet. Hows that taste Chevy boy? Check it. ::Transforms:: Yeah take in the greatness! Who's the man?
Bumblebee - Oh yeah? Well how about you turn into a SHUT THE HELL UP!
ZOMBIE WEDDING II
Zombie Bride - I do.
Zombie female guest - You see they're getting remarried!
Zombie boyfriend - You always do this Olivia! IT WAS TILL DEATH! Contract met when I f***ing ate you!
IN THE DARKEST COLDEST REACHES OF THE ALASKAN SNOW BANKS
Eskimo - Brr.
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