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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not please its too scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, " The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Pendejo...... when i was born, i was BROWN, " "when i grew up, i was BROWN, " "when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, " "when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, " "when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, " "when i die, i'll be BROWN, " "But you Pendejo..........." "when you're born, you're pink, " "when you grow up, you're white, " "when you're sick, you're green, " "when you go in the sun, you turn red, " "when you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple, " "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "CHINGA TU MADRE PUTO!!!" STOP RACISM PPL LOL XD
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