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I was born at a very young age. Or did my parents find me under a cabbage leaf? I can't remember. Nevermind. Actually, I was created as a test tube baby by a team of over-paid genetic engineers in a secret government lab in Des Moines, Iowa. The purpose of the project was to create the perfect human. They failed miserably, and the program lost its funding. To this day, the goverment denies all existance of the lab, the project, and the numerous children that were created during the course of the experiment. The younger children were sold as slaves to Lybia to work the oil fields. The older children were allowed to choose a family with which to be placed, and the family had to comply because they gave us large guns. smile I picked a nifty family. I hope to one day take over the music industry so that pop musicians will be placed on pikes not unlike the enemies of Vlad Tepes. smile Spear Britney! YAY!

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Menstraitious

Report | 08/25/2006 10:08 pm

Menstraitious

O.O HOLY s**t YOU WERE BORN LIKE THAT!
darkXmoon

Report | 11/24/2005 7:21 am

darkXmoon

:: poke ::
Sukura7770

Report | 11/24/2005 6:38 am

Sukura7770

yeah

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