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D e i z e r a.Black.White.Puerto Rican
Age 18
California
He is a man of great power. He is a man of epic tales. He is a man. A dude, among companions. A dark leviathan among enemies. A destroyer of hearts. They're fragile. Don't ask why. A lover of people. Kind. Gentle. Strong. Determined. Ballsy.
Who is this man? He is no dark warrior, nor is he a smiter of evil. Actually, he's not that cool at all. Like, at all. What a lame d**k.
His birth: abnormal. His mother was sound asleep when his small, pink body was forced out of her womb. Past all of the placenta and afterbirth was a racially ambiguous baby boy. This actually is not an abnormal means of child birth at all. Huh.
His childhood- Extraordinary. Prepubescent until the soft age of thirteen, when he began to realize just how strange certain creatures are in this world. Namely, other people. He discovered that females are weird, but attractive. That's about as far as he got. He found himself going through life wondering what it would be like to grow a full beard. Enough of his childhood, because our writers are asshats and they're all watching 30 Rock. God, that Tina Fey is hilarious...
BUT ALAS HIS GLORY YEARS. They have not happened yet. He is of adult age by a few single hairs (all on his face), and he has befriended other allies. He is courageously battling against life to become a biologist, because that's how he rolls. Don't believe him? Here's a quote:
"That's how I roll."
Remarkable. Through his amazing travels, a sketchpad and pencil at his side, he eagerly tackles hobbies. Mostly about drawing or finishing his book series. Or drawing things from the book series. He's a strangle little guy. A little BIG guy. He is eager to tackle the tasks of drawing objects, people, or body parts for other people just for amusement. He will occasionally draw some 4chan inspired pieces. Those horrible skidmarks on papers have not seen the light of day. They are horrific. Imagine the worst thing in your head. Good. Now cover it in piss and dead babies. It's worse than that. What a d**k.
His story still continues to this day. He still has facial hair, an eagerness to draw, and he remains to be a colossal waste of a Y chromosome. He still tackles life, and fails. Then wins. That tends to repeat a lot.
So this is his life. Enjoy the rest of it.
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nice "about me" section by the way.
It's Nicole btw. xD