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Catch me if you can. wink
(April 2011)
I'm here to have fun! Join me! ^^
Rules and Requirements
(April 2011)
I'm here to have fun! Join me! ^^
Rules and Requirements
- If you're dull by nature, I suggest you keep your boredom, or your cereal Gaia business away from me.
-Control your emotions. I view the inability to accomplish this as the ultimate sign of weakness. I don't associate with the weak.
-Be confident and secure. I believe you gotta be cruel to be kind, and if you've low self-esteem, you won't be capable of keeping up with me.
-I'm not expecting you to be a genius, but I won't associate with imbeciles.
-I don't tolerate 1337 or chat-speak. Slang is fair game and appreciated, as it demonstrates you have a social life.
-Control your emotions. I view the inability to accomplish this as the ultimate sign of weakness. I don't associate with the weak.
-Be confident and secure. I believe you gotta be cruel to be kind, and if you've low self-esteem, you won't be capable of keeping up with me.
-I'm not expecting you to be a genius, but I won't associate with imbeciles.
-I don't tolerate 1337 or chat-speak. Slang is fair game and appreciated, as it demonstrates you have a social life.
You Game?
Answer, No, master, I failed to meet your requirements.
- You are allowed to leave, and tend to your affairs.
Answer, Yes, master, I have met your requirements and will comply with them.
- Proceed downward... yes, use your tongue.
- You are allowed to leave, and tend to your affairs.
Answer, Yes, master, I have met your requirements and will comply with them.
- Proceed downward... yes, use your tongue.
The Games
(Games are completely random, constant and indefinite)
-Pop culture: I frequently tie-in movie quotes, song lyrics, et cetera into conversations. I love doing this! If you're able to pick up on this and play along, we'll have a great time.
-Role playing: I love RPing, and I will never be fully satisfied with a conversation, unless it's involved. Ranges from light to hardcore.
-Sarcasm: The ability to compete with me on this level will result in your privilege to grant me sexual favors.
-Role playing: I love RPing, and I will never be fully satisfied with a conversation, unless it's involved. Ranges from light to hardcore.
-Sarcasm: The ability to compete with me on this level will result in your privilege to grant me sexual favors.
Consequences
-I will never be cereal, unless I believe it's necessary to lecture you.
-I'm usually pretty good at determining fun from hostility, and spiteful behavior will be countered by apathetic sarcasm, and yes, there will be blood you will be patronized.
-If you get your panties in a bunch, I'll ignore you to a certain extent.
#1 Chill: You will be ignored till you realize the childish nature of your actions, laugh it off, and cook me dinner for a week/make amends.
#2 Time-out: That's right, if you're this childish I'll put you in time-out, just like any other child. You'll have the company of my blacklist for an undetermined amount of time.
#3 Blacklisted indefinitely: Wow, you kinda ******** yourself. How does one differentiate between #2 and #3? Only time will tell.
-I'm usually pretty good at determining fun from hostility, and spiteful behavior will be countered by apathetic sarcasm, and yes, there will be blood you will be patronized.
-If you get your panties in a bunch, I'll ignore you to a certain extent.
#1 Chill: You will be ignored till you realize the childish nature of your actions, laugh it off, and cook me dinner for a week/make amends.
#2 Time-out: That's right, if you're this childish I'll put you in time-out, just like any other child. You'll have the company of my blacklist for an undetermined amount of time.
#3 Blacklisted indefinitely: Wow, you kinda ******** yourself. How does one differentiate between #2 and #3? Only time will tell.
About Friends
(How well you get to know me depends on how much you trust me.)
-If we've met, feel free to send me a Friend Request.
-I won't accept right away.
-You will be removed, If I lose interest.
-If you can't access my journal, it means I've removed you.
-I won't accept right away.
-You will be removed, If I lose interest.
-If you can't access my journal, it means I've removed you.
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That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes, they do. cool
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