You know those people who say money can't buy happiness? They must have lied, because I am very happy. Plus who the hell can be happy with no money? I takes money to by food. So money does by happiness, or at least life; and you can't be very happy if you're dead. Of course I love you; I don't just say that to everyone you know. (especially if the person in question is not my lover). I wouldn't want you to become one of Komui's many victims. That would be terrible.
Oh, and, just so you know lots of sex is happiness.(That is the secret of life)
I like to treat my lovers well, and that takes money; sometimes lots of it. In fact, it often takes more than I have. But that is the price of happiness.
I'm glad to hear they didn't look like komui, because if it did I'd have to go do something terrible to him. I'd have to go back to the order, since that's where he is. You know how I feel about that place.
Manslut?! Well I've never been so offended. How dare you call your dear Master Cross a manslut! You would have a lot of lovers to if you were anywhere near as charming as I am. Hmm, I was just wondering, that person who was staring at you so lecherously they didn't happen to look anything like Komui, did they? He's been known to have some strange interests. I don't know how he feels about pumpkin costumes though. I would watch myself around him if I were you, just in case.
That's exactly what he wants to do. You should be very, very afraid Allen. You will not be striping! Gambling, I said gambling!! Do you want to strip? Why would you even suggest such a horrible thing? That's just asking to get raped. You weren't seriously considering it, were you?
Of course I love you, but you need to work harder. How about gambling some more? That always worked. But you must know, if you keep dancing around like that you're going to get raped by some freak with a pumpkin fetish.
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