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"If you take the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain."
~Herbalist Carol McGrath~
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Location: North Dakota
Birthday: 08/13/1990
"If you take the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain."
~Herbalist Carol McGrath~
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Much love to you on your birthday. :3
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line.
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent
but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
HA HA I think Cathrine Hardwick growled or something near the end. Was I hearing that right?
They are the ****ers of the vamprie world. xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRbBiI-9DTI&feature=related