Dep. S. Jones

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Last Login: 06/05/2008 5:27 pm

Registered: 05/21/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Was Reno, Nevada

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Still working on this...thing. Please bear with me.

Nickname: Jonesy

Age: 29

Rank: Deputy

Height: 6'2"

Personal Motto: "WWVVD" or "What would Vince Vaughn do"

Weapon of Choice: My 12 1/2 size shoe deep in the a**s of some criminal's a**.

Astrological Sign: Aquarius, ladies!

Favorite Donut: Bear claws or anything filled with apple stuff.

Favorite Karaoke Song: "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye or "Y'all Goin' Make me Lose My Mind" by DMX

What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be Sidney Poitier.

Reason for joining the force?
As a kid, I viewed the movie "In the Heat of the Night," and when I saw Sidney Poitier as "Mr. Tibbs" slap that old white man, I know that's what I had to be. Of course now I know there's much more to being a cop than slapping white men, you can use a closed fist too!

Undercover Identity: Any popular male black celebrity at the time; Will Smith, Chris Tucker, Samuel Jackson, Denzel Washington, Laurence Fishburne, Erkel, Collin Farell... Old 7-Up Guy.

Why I love Reno: I love this city...I'm the Sam Malone of Reno, all the prostitutes know my name.

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Constance Ringwood Report | 03/27/2008 6:56 am
Constance Ringwood
You did a fine job winging my wedding. Things went smoothly, so I guess I have no room to complain. Thanks for the speed up towards the end though! I'm sure everyone's thankful for that too. Ciao!
dorothy82a51969 Report | 01/24/2008 5:44 am
dorothy82a51969
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Constance Ringwood Report | 07/02/2007 1:01 pm
Constance Ringwood
Oh...your still in uniform?
the-purple-one92 Report | 06/27/2007 6:53 pm
the-purple-one92
I'm here to see someone about graveling?

Uhh, yah.

Not gonna happen.

XDD

Love the show though.

;3
Unknown Gear Report | 04/16/2007 10:52 am
Unknown Gear
God I love the police force. heart
Constance Ringwood Report | 02/23/2007 3:51 pm
Constance Ringwood
Workin' on your profile you lazy bast...
I mean, handsome Copper, you.
-J.a.c.k S.p.i.c.e.r- Report | 02/23/2007 1:54 pm
-J.a.c.k S.p.i.c.e.r-
HELL YES.
Lt. Jim Dangle Report | 01/26/2007 7:03 am
Lt. Jim Dangle
3nodding
cslowdownd Report | 01/08/2007 1:22 pm
cslowdownd
Dont thank me. Thank Comedy Centeral for putting Reno on tv!
Constance Ringwood Report | 11/26/2006 11:17 pm
Constance Ringwood
Get on sometime this weekend.
Its time the GD got to know ya.
Ciao.

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