About

The Unholy God of Exposition shines his fiendish light upon you, humble traveler, as you gaze glassy eyed upon my profile. You did not heed his warning about coming here. That on your part was foolish.

While, yes, the Unholy God of Exposition is displeased at your presence, there is little he can do about it. All the Unholy God of Exposition can hope for is that your intentions are agreeable. He won't be kind to those who aren't.

Seeing as how there's little to be done about your presence here, to those of you who care, what few of you there seemingly are, an introduction is due. If for some reason you're not already familiar with me. Garrison is my name. You're not my friend. At least at the current juncture, you're not. Seeing as how you currently are not my friend, no nicknames. Garrison.

That's it. That's the introduction. That's the joke.