The world will end tomorrow (Unless postponed by rain)
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1) Itachi's tears can cure cancer....Too bad he has never cried.
2) Itachi does not sleep. He waits.
3) Itachi counted to infinity--twice.
4) Itachi sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and amazing Sharingan ability. Shortly after the transition was finalized, Itachi kicked the devil in the face and took back his soul. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of every month.
5) If you can see Itachi, he can see you. If you can't see Itachi, you may be only seconds away from death.
6) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every day he checks his closet for Itachi.
7) When Itachi sends in his taxes, he sends in blank forms and includes only a pic of himself crouched and ready to attack. Itachi has never had to pay taxes ever.
cool Itachi has already been to Mars; thats why there's no signs of life.
9) Itachi can touch MC Hammer.
10) Itachi sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Itachi.
11) A blind man once stepped on Itachi's shoe. Itachi replied, "You who havenever measured your own capablities; have no idea of Itachi's." The mere mention of his name cured this man of his blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal kick delivered by Itachi.
12) They once made an Itachi toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s*** from anybody.
13) Itachi ordered a Big Mac from Burger King and got one.
14) Itachi appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do an instant kill attack.
15) Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he diedbecause of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Itachi tendon.
16) If Itachi is late, time better slow the f*** down.
17) According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Itachi can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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cool Itachi died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
And here I am, not even an Itachi fan.
What my peep's have to say *.*
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