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Desert Skorpion's One Stop Emporium

Welcome to Desert Skorpion's Emporium home of strange oddities and interesting baubles!
I have flowers, paper, tokens, and other game items for sale all the time at reasonable pricing.
Check out the competative pricing where I offer 10 flowers for half the price of the other guy!
If you don't see it ask me I might have it in one of my storage warehouses.

 

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Desert Skorpion

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Last Login: 06/14/2014 8:51 pm

Registered: 11/18/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Phoenix, AZ USA

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altrondragon on 11/22/2019

Who I am. What I am.

You want to do who what with whom behind who's barn how many times with, excuse me! A what? In how many variable positions and speeds? Are there cookies involved with this crap?

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Click this only if you are brave enough

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I have 4 completed dream avatars already and I am close to finishing 3 others. (in other words #8 isn't even close razz )
I still need to collect Ancient Katana, Celestial Wrap, Dark Halo, and Mythrill Armor to complete these dream avatars.

----Dream Avatars----
Avatar #1: Finished
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Total Value: 173,033 Gold
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Item List:
Spirit Falcon<-have
Lunar Scythe<-have
Flame Shirt<-have
Coal Gunner Boots<-have
Dead Sexy Midnight Trousers<-have
Demonic Anklets<-have
Yokai's Treasure<-have
Dark Star<-have
S.W.A.T. Helmet<-have
G-BOT<-have

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Avatar #2: Finished
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Total Value: 251,316 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Dead Sexy Midnight Trousers<-have
Android Damage Prosthetics<-have
Demonic Anklets<-have
Demonic Anklets<-have
Oculus Magica<-have
S.W.A.T. Helmet<-have

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Avatar #3: FIinished
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Total Value: 262,608 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Whip of Fire<-have
Flame Sword<-have
Yokai's Treasure<-have
Dark Star<-have
Damascus Armor<-have
Damascus Armor<-have
Damascus Armor<-have
Damascus Armor<-have
Damascus Armor<-have
Damascus Armor<-have
For this Avatar I added a few items. Included, but not listed are, Oculus Magica (Devilish Streak), Blade's Leggings, black t-shirt, and Black Ops

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Avatar #4: 4 items needed
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Total Value: 848,333 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Whip of Fire<-have
Dark Star<-have
Flame Sword<-have
Ancient Katana
Celestial Wrap
Mythrill Armor<-have
Mythrill Armor<-have
Mythrill Armor<-have
Mythrill Armor<-have
Mythrill Armor<-have (hugs thank you Foxy Joe)
Mythrill Armor<-have
Mythrill Armor<-have
Mythrill Armor
Mythrill Armor

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Avatar #5: 1 item needed
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Total Value: 434,459 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Wraith Cloak<-have
Dead Sexy Midnight Trousers<-have
Black Wrinkled Vest<-have
Ancient Katana
Android Damage Prosthetics<-have

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Avatar #6: Finished
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Total Value: 130,083 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Black Wrinkled Vest<-have
Dead Sexy Midnight Trousers<-have
Dark Star<-have
Cool Starter Boots<-have
Flame Sword<-have
Fire Gauntlet<-have
S.W.A.T. Helmet<-have
Android Damage Prosthetics<-have

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Avatar #7: 2 items needed
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Total Value: 998,418 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Flame Sword<-have
Lunar Scythe<-have
Whip of Fire<-have
Ancient Katana
Ancient Katana
Dead Sexy Midnight Trousers<-have
Wraith Cloak<-have
Android Damage Prosthetics<-have

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Avatar #8:
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Total Value: 2,257,383 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List: 12 items needed
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Dark Halo
Android Damage Prosthetics<-have

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eleMENTAL_chick Report | 10/22/2013 6:16 pm
eleMENTAL_chick
heey biggrin
Master Hedonist Report | 06/17/2011 5:43 pm
Master Hedonist
Aah, hai. *glomp* Thanks for the comment. How have you been? Things gotten better? (as always, it's fine to PM a response if you'd like) wink
nekkii the neko Report | 06/05/2011 11:49 pm
nekkii the neko
u havnt been on much huh D: and u havnt replied to the rpDX
nekkii the neko Report | 05/17/2011 7:27 am
nekkii the neko
u should try to sign in again
nekkii the neko Report | 05/16/2011 9:29 pm
nekkii the neko
yea XD ...how come your never online in meebo or the gaia quick chat ether way u call itXD
nekkii the neko Report | 05/16/2011 7:37 pm
nekkii the neko
yea he isxD ...our rp is really fun and i didnt know you were tht big of a pervXD
nekkii the neko Report | 05/16/2011 7:11 pm
nekkii the neko
ohh its not mine its my friend who drew itXD and i wish i could draw like that im stuck with boring black and white simple drawings
Master Hedonist Report | 03/19/2011 11:57 am
Master Hedonist
Maybe I just didn't like it cause it was my first time eating it but... >,o Woof. Well, have you ever tried a ruben? blaugh

How've you been? Love choo! heart
Master Hedonist Report | 03/01/2011 9:05 am
Master Hedonist
Not much. neutral How've you been? Love choo! heart
Master Hedonist Report | 02/27/2011 5:46 am
Master Hedonist
eek surprised Whoo!

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[b:d317ca24fa]┐( ̄ー ̄)┌[/color:d317ca24fa] A-ha ha ha![/size:d317ca24fa][/b:d317ca24fa]
Our massage chair has a stick that it shoves up against the a** which vibrates.
It's not every day you get [b:d317ca24fa]sexually harassed by a chair.[/b:d317ca24fa]

Heavenly Father loves you. No matter what name you call Him.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me mother scream bring it on exclaim [/align:d317ca24fa]

 
 
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Vampires care about their baby sisters and so should YOU!

Always read manga top right first

Tsukune-kun in Ghoul form protecting vampire Moka-san

Tsukune-kun in vampire form

I'm wet and I'm pissed off! I'm vampire Moka-san. Now learn your place!

Transformation: Tsukune-kun broke her link with her rosary. Now the bad guys better watch their backs!

Captain Harriman! Moka's panties are against the TOS Sir! What should we do?

Ensign Sulu take us in. We must cover those panties!

The tractor beam won't be installed until Tuesday

Get a tractor beam on that skirt now Ensign!

Ooh la la

This is my dream truck. Anyone wanna help me quest for it? It only costs $125,000 US LOL

Dis is da Master Hedonist. She is the awesomest chick around.