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Natz818 Report | 11/22/2011 10:44 pm

BAD PARROT

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and
an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed
the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Screamin The Ice Prince Report | 07/03/2011 7:54 am

I remembered you. smile

Natz818 Report | 05/02/2011 2:29 am

ughm i guess>? lol its been awhile

Natz818 Report | 05/02/2011 1:27 am

well DUH i was born in the 90's and who says i didn't watch it when i was growing up =p you wouldnt know

Natz818 Report | 05/02/2011 1:23 am

oh well im not wasting my money on another stupid continued movie.. the first was awesome ALONE ..no more

Natz818 Report | 04/29/2011 5:26 am

whats tf?

MINaholic Report | 04/11/2011 9:02 pm

lalalala did what? i dunno whatw you're talking about rofl
ehehehe i got bored XDDDD
how are you? XD

MINaholic Report | 04/11/2011 5:10 am

ninja
*poof*
BOO!
*poof*

Moonracer Report | 01/09/2011 6:22 pm

*laughs* Yeah, good luck with that! Though they've at least done better in that area it still isn't great. At least not when it comes to the smaller pets but then it's hard to be intimidating looking when you're so tiny! *laughs*

Moonracer Report | 01/03/2011 7:11 pm

HAPPY NEW YEAR you smexy thing you! *giggles* Your avi is lookin' good by the way. I know my wish for a good new year is late but like you said better late then never right?