hey my lil swan its been a long time since we last talked I hope that everything is going ok with you I just wanted to see if you still wanted to be on my list I am having to clean it out because I have people on here that I dont ever talk to and some of them I dont even know who they are anymore because they have changed their names so just write me back and let me know how things are going with you and if you want to stay on as my friend. ok? ttfn Clovers
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!
This chain letter always seemed silly to me.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
But I make my friends cakes and sweets and stuff, and almost never ask for food (unless i forgot lunch, and then i only want leftovers. like the apple they always throw in the bush). I have food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
I would feel so incredibly ridiculous calling my friends parents DAD/MOM. Perhaps because I'm not American... But i have my own parents, why should I call someone else by that name? Doesn't it kind of cheapen your family?
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
I hate crying with my friends. Sure, sometimes I'll tell them my problems if I need to get it off my chest, but then 10 minutes later, I'm laughing. I'd hate to make people cry with me, sadness is not a sharing activity.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
I borrow books and stuff from my friends and give them back the next day. Does this make me a fake friend? I'M SO SORRY TO ALL MY FRIENDS FOR NOT STEALING YOU'RE HARD EARNED POSSESSIONS! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
O.k, admittedly, I probably could do this. But why would I? And not everyone can remember direct quotes like I can. Besides, god forbid we have something private in our lives.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
ASBOs anyone? What if they just don't see you 'cause you're in a bloody crowd?
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
There's a difference between a friend and a squatter. And I doubt the parents would be too happy if you had a key to their home
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
Kay, there is truth in this. I can't really dispute this well.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
So all pacifists are bad friends? I talk bad to people who harass my friends because I like violence to be my last resort.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
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how about you?