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"When you speak you are only saying what you want to hear. When you cry you are just trying to get peopel to see what you want. When you yell you are only wasting your voice. So, have you noticed nothing about you matters to me anymore?"
Last Login: 11/02/2012 2:39 pm
Gender: Female
Birthday: 08/31
Occupation: Game/Anime nerd
"When you speak you are only saying what you want to hear. When you cry you are just trying to get peopel to see what you want. When you yell you are only wasting your voice. So, have you noticed nothing about you matters to me anymore?"
"When you speak you are only saying what you want to hear. When you cry you are just trying to get people to see what you want. When you yell you are only wasting your voice. So, have you noticed nothing about you matters to me anymore?"
"When you talk I hear 'blah blah blah'" I said
"Yeah well when you talk I hear 'Obey me or I kill you!" You said
"Yep that sounds right. You're hearing is working correctly!" I said
"I don't think you're ready to use a gun." You said
"But I only hit you once in the leg!" I said
"And I still can't walk thanks to you!" You said
FEMALE COMEBACKS!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
FEMALE COMEBACKS 2!
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
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my beautiful american girl
love you
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my beautiful american girl
love you
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well ill ttyl i go to do some things
Lol.
Its cool.
My neighbor is 8 and i talk to him sometimes 3nodding