*sigh...*
Ugh... I guess I'm supposed to tell you sickening meatbags about who I am. How pitiful. I am the Diri-Tek , the horribly-misnamed D.I.D.J., Dead Star Cafe NPC. Don't you just hate life? I know I do... if you can call this a life...Anyhow, I guess I'm supposed to hold onto your pitiful donations in case my "master" gets around to creating a guild. Depending upon whether that caustic fluffbag survives long enough, that may or may not happen.
What I am:
=-The Dead Star Cafe's guild NPC
=-The DSC's guild treasurer (not yet >.
What I am NOT:
=-A piggy bank
=-A bot of any kind
=-A Gaia Online NPC
=-A mean person
----lies-^
Things I can do:
--Take donations of items, gold, or both
--Be cute and pleasent ^-^ <-bulls***
--Donate (upon the unusual occasion) to people who may deserve it
Things I cannot/will not do:
--Moderate
--Hack your account, scam you out of money, and/or spam your PM/profile comments
--Attack anyone, whether physically or verbally (even though I so badly want to, my circuits won't allow it... I might find a way to disable that annoyance, however.)
--Donate to undeserving squishies
--Tolerate abuse
(may possibly be updated again soon)
Here I am, Brain the size of a planet...
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