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La Li Ho!WARNING!!:
I do NOT have a life outside the 2 inch radius of my computer. I need a live and thought about buying one at wal-mart on the Half-off sale. Then I looked at michael Jackson's life and thought three things one would be:
"Don't get one from Wal-mart on sale."
"Damn he ******** up his life when he bought that!"
"Too bad he can't get a refund."
I was looking at this person's house and I scrolled down and I saw on the url elfwood and adress things she had something completely different and my my was it funny. It said:
Happy Happy
Joy Joy
I'm Your
Kinky
Toy Toy
Oi! You baka!
Life sucks. I want something (or someone rather) and I can't have it. My friend doesn't want anyone of her friends to touch him, which is what i want to do (not like that you perv!). So I'm just ******** all the way around huh?
WARNiNGS:
1. Sharp objects thrill me. Therefore, DO NOT PiSS ME OFF. smile
2. Don't call me sweetheart, and you'll be fine.
3. I am always right. And you just wish you were. Anything I say or do that you don't agree with? Take it up with someone who cares.
4. Do not argue with me. Nothing personal, but I MUST WIN.
5. Crap taking is NOT a specialty.
6. I WiLL END YOU
';'`*;'`Love your enemies...it pisses the off.';`*;'
My lessons that i am teaching u*
*Lesson One
A turkey was chattin with a bull." i would love to get to the top of that tree. but i haven't got the energy" the turkey sighed.
"why don't u eat some of my droppings?" replaied the bull. "they are packed with nutrients"
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough energy to get him to the lowerest branch after eating more he was at the second branch. After the fourth night the turkey was proudly purched on the top of the tree. He was spoted by a hunter and was shot out of the tree.
*Your lesson:
(1)bull s**t may get u to the top, but it won't keep u there.
....Life's a Journey where you are not supposed to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid the sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy s**t... what a Ride!"'
*Lesson Two*
A bird was flying south for winter but it was soo cold the bird froze that the bird fell to a field below him. along came a cow and drop some dung the frozen bird.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to relize how warm he was. the dung was actaully thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, he bagan to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird sing and came to investiate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
*Your Lesson:
(1)Not everyone who shits on u is your enemy.
(2)Not everyone who gets u out of s**t is your friend
(3)And when you are in deep s**t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
seasons change as do people, be a flexible as the wind, but stand for what you are!
born with no soul, lack of control cut from the mold of the anti-social
I have two more chapters to complete in one of my newest stories. two are already complete and I have like 7 stories now. To read them go to:
www.Fanfiction.net
I am under the name Different Realities, go figure.
no need for other fears , just fear for fear it-self
....Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html
Bai Bai Na No Da!
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Bai Bai na no da!
~Different Realities~
....My realities are your worst nightmare....
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