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Given the name you should come to believe that everything I say is a bloody lie. Or is it? You decide!
Dirty Liar likes to talk in third person to bug the crap out of people, but Liar also has the attention span of a squirrel [and that's being nice about it]. That being the case I tend to forget about speaking in third person soon after starting, so it is never as annoying as I would like it to be. Sad, right?
If you ask me on any given day I will most likely tell you that I have no life. Why? Because I have a short attention span! I already told you this, I think.... No, it's because I go to work, cook dinner and go to the gym [because I is fat] on weekdays and never really stay from that plan. On weekends it could be a tossup. I could either be stuck home doing nothing or leave Friday night and not come home until Sunday night. Dirty Liar never knows until it's already over.
Oh, and just a heads up, Dirty Liar says just the darnedest things because I'm just such a lovable scamp. That's all for now, so suck it, b***h! Or can you?
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cuz i only have 3k right now pls..
Have a nice day~!