About

First off, I know this is a tektek, I don't give a s**t. I have neither the patience nor the spare time to knock up something original myself, at least not right now.

So now that you have the notion firmly cemented in your brain that I am a defensive, crabby piece of airborne s**t... let's compound it!

Good evening you rangers of the cybernetic hills.

I am Ben. My friends call me Bleach. Feel free. But don't ask why, it's a long story.


- Born 17.05.90 (work it out.) -
- 6' 4'' -
- 220lbs (I play rugby, also I am fat.) -
- Blonde hair usually dyed various unnatural hues -
- Grey eyes -
- French by birth, English by naturalisation -
- Lives somewhere up North in Merry Olde Englande, I forget where -
- Surfed since I was 12, still fall off an awful lot -
- Black belt in Taekwondo -
- Size 13 feet -
- Big p***s LOLZ -
- IQ of 178, or so MENSA tells me -
- Skydives -
- Bungee jumps -
- Kiteboards -
- All that adrenaline rush bollocks -
- Loves Charlie Brooker, Achewood, noodles and the smell of petrol -
- Hates kiwi fruit, Questionable Content, ignorance and children -

That's about it. Leave a message, or preferably money.



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aashes_14

Report | 06/19/2008 12:42 pm

aashes_14

hi ben
carolneedslove

Report | 06/12/2008 10:47 am

carolneedslove

Hey Ben. How are you?
aashes_14

Report | 06/04/2008 11:26 am

aashes_14

hey
irockzx

Report | 06/04/2008 10:23 am

irockzx

i hate yahoo it is making me so mad
irockzx

Report | 06/02/2008 5:26 pm

irockzx

Wanna meet me in a rally ,Ben?
irockzx

Report | 06/02/2008 4:29 pm

irockzx

hey buddy!!!!!!!!!!!
Commander Mikairi

Report | 05/19/2008 1:24 am

Commander Mikairi

8] I like you.
White Hellfire

Report | 05/04/2008 12:32 pm

White Hellfire

Dx
that does not make me feel any taller! emo
actually, I'm 5'7'' so I'm not THAT short. xD
b0ybands

Report | 04/28/2008 8:04 pm

b0ybands

But San Fran is so cute. D:

PSSSSS! his certainly. MESSAGES FROM GOD, NO DOUBT.
b0ybands

Report | 04/28/2008 8:40 am

b0ybands

Almost, but not quite. There's still Western Mass and San Francisco.

PS: And the security thinger for this was "the carte" PERHAPS ANOTHER OMEN?

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