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SubjectSpread the Stupidity > > Spread the Stupidity > Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all >the way to the back of > the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people >can buy cigarettes at the front. > > > > > Only in America ......do people order > double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. > > > > > Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and >then chain the pens to the counters. > > > > > Only in America ......do we leave cars > worth thousands of dollars in the > driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. > > > > > Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten >and buns in packages of eight. > > > > > Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to >describe the process so well 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' >meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. > > > > > Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines >with Braille lettering. > > > > > EVER WONDER .... > > > > > Why the sun lightens our hair, > but darkens our skin ? > > > > > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > > > > Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? > > > > > Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? > > > > > Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? > > > > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and >dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? > > > > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? > > > > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush >hour? > > > > > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? < B> > > > > > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? > > > > > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? > > > > > You know that indestructible black box that is used on >airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! > > > > > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? < BR> > > > > Why are they called apartments when > they are all stuck together? > > > > > If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of >progress? > > > > > If flying is so safe, > why do they ca
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