I'm on the left. xD

Hello! My name is Doctor Ooops.
I'm here to help you with all your medical issues.
I never claimed to be good.
[mwhahahaha]
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.
I'm quite a nice person.
Just don't get on my bad side.
You may end up with a missing ear.
[or arm, or leg, or finger, or some of your most prized body parts]