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What would you do for the Dok? (An Internet craze started by Stillborn Nightengale.)

For the Dok
Stillborn Nightengale
Astro Zom-B
Stillborn Nightengale
Astro Zom-B

Stillborn Nightengale
I'd hump my naked crotch against the spines of a porcupine for The Dok.
O RLY?

I'd thrust my naked crotch into the a**s of a procupine while sitting on three of them. xp
I'd do all that while takin' a buffalo in the mouth.
I'd do that, plus the buffalo, and I'd light myself on fire.

No doubt the buffalo would run away, but everybody likes fire. surprised
(For the Dok)
I would put scolding tar in place of fire.
I'd do all that, with the tar, and feathers, all while laying in my own excrement, while I create more mules
For the Dok.

Tenacious Travis
I'd buy airline tickets to Mary-land to meet and molest The Dok.

IbunCloudslayer
I would buy a klondike bar for Dok.

Maiden Rentboy
I'd drown in a pool of a thousand gutted frogs for The Dok.

Dr. Charles Manson
I'd cook and eat all of Gaia for the Dok!! ♥

For the Dok
I'd slit my own throat for The Dok.
Then I'd go to hell for The Dok. 3nodding

Tenacious Travis
I'd defecate on stage and throw it at the crowd for The Dok. I'd also instigate fights and run naked in the streets covered in my own feces.
And be buried in a jockstrap.
All for The Dok! scream

Dr. Charles Manson
I'd make a totally new thread trend for the Dok

For the Dok
I'd rip off and eat God's face for The Dok.

Then I would consume 95% of the universe's dark matter for The Dok.

I'd finish that off by excreting all that on top of a plate, cut off my right testicle, and eat that for The Dok.
Tenacious Travis
I'd have fetish sex with God for The Dok. scream
Z0m-B
I would touch Dok down there

For me though, Not her.
Stillborn Nightengale
I'd let The Dok ram the biggest strap-on ever into mah a** while takin' a hit of a plastic blunt.
Maiden Rentboy
I'd down a gallon of Drain-O while ******** up on acid for The Dok.

Nori Strikes back
I LOVES YOU, DOK!

I'D PUNCH A KITTEN IN THE THROAT FOR THE DOK! crying heart
Stillborn Nightengale
I'd tie one end of a rope to my p***s and the other end to a cinder block and through the block down a flight of stairs for The Dok.
Marilyn Monroe...dead
Stillborn Nightengale
I'd let The Dok tie me down to a chair and burn me with a lit cigarette for The Dok.
I'd have buttsex for The Dok
Stillborn Nightengale
I'd strip the skin off my legs and stretch it over my front door with the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR THE DOK" written on it for The Dok.


A Kiss Goodbye
The Last Branmuffin
Mr.Leonid
The Last Branmuffin
Mr.Leonid
I Would Wear a Manson Shirt For The Dok...

I would wear two. mad
ill wear two and the bam margera shoes gonk (Only For The Dok)

I'll wear that plus a million Bam Margera wristbands and that spikey Slipknot mask!


I would do all that, slash my wrists, wear a HIM belt buckle AND walk into a Spencer's Gifts for the Dok.


Filthy Hands
I'd shave my gorgeous-long-black-locks and have ink forcibly injected into my scalp for the Dok.

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Comments

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MonokuroBara

Report | 12/17/2009 1:46 pm

MonokuroBara

Thank you for the buy~ ^^
Medizin

Report | 12/03/2009 6:07 pm

Medizin

Danke for the donation, fellow Doktor!
Medizin

Report | 10/20/2009 7:11 am

Medizin

Danke, I like it too.
There's an ample amount of German names avaliable, so I had a tough time making up my mind.
Tiamhaidh

Report | 10/20/2009 6:42 am

Tiamhaidh

Indeed. cool
Medizin

Report | 09/22/2009 6:28 pm

Medizin

Indeed. Indeed. stare
Medizin

Report | 09/22/2009 4:12 pm

Medizin

I wait anxiously for that video to come.
And if meet the Pyro comes out first I will seriously blow a ******** fuse.
Also, meet the medic HAS to be as epic as meet the spy, i swear to christ.


sorry went tf2geek on you there. User Image
Hank Poisonface

Report | 08/14/2009 2:57 am

Hank Poisonface

Totally!

By the way, I would strap my eyes open (a la A Clockwork Orange's Ludivico Treatment) and watch nothing but Twilight on repeat for The Dok.
Hank Poisonface

Report | 08/14/2009 2:50 am

Hank Poisonface

Holy sh-- yours too. Let's be radical / maniacal avatar buddies.
CounterTerrorist

Report | 08/13/2009 10:30 pm

CounterTerrorist

I dunno... buy The Dok?
Toxic Mastor

Report | 06/01/2009 11:35 pm

Toxic Mastor

thanks for buying

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