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Three Important things to Note when Dealing with Dom:
1) The Pistachio Muffins are mine, and really I do apologize because I would love to share their deliciousness, but there are only so many to go around...
2) Meditation is better than you. Jesus was a dumbass; Buddha was the real genius. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm a Buddhist, though. Also, Buddha existed.
3) My two good friends and I have a band named The Crayz, which has sold over zero CDs, and we are currently on our fifth album. We're highly experimental, and I, myself, would advise you to listen with caution, but we ARE very hilarious. Or hilaripus.
www.thecrayz.co.nr
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Charlie Bartlett: "Well, the universe is a pretty big place."
Kip: "Yeah, it's infinite, theoretically."
Charlie Bartlett: "Right, which means there's probably life on other planets."
Kip: "Not life like we think, but yeah, probably at least single celled organisms."
Charlie Bartlett: "Well see that's my whole point. I mean, you could've been born a single cell organism on the planet... Zortex... In fact given the odds it's probably more likely--but you weren't! You were born a human being, and not just any human being in the history of human beings, but a human being that gets to be alive today, that gets to listen to all kinds of music, that gets to eat food from every culture... that gets to download porn off the internet. So really, you have everything to live for.
...You feel better?"
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"I wish my first word was quote so that my last word could be unquote."
"Hi Town." -Sophia
"Oh, you are just ALL up in my grriihhhlll..." -- Erin
Matt, "So, god hates you still?"
Me," Yeah, probably."
"I'm the kind of guy that laughs at his own jokes, while everyone stares confused." -- Phil DeFranco
Me, "L. L. Bean is such a wintery store."
Dad, "It screams mittens."
"I love things that can't be described, they're the only things worth writing about." - Molly Herold
Hannah, "I HATE GIRLS. I HATE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE GIRLS!"
Me, "I like Anton Yelchin way more than girls."
"With anyone else, I would ask if they were delirious. But with you, I just know."-- Hannah
"I love the sound of multiple black women singing."
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Hope to talk with you later,
~Raptured Night
I hope I can keep up with in conversations.