I promise you. Reading this will make your life much easier.
Allo, all!
My Alias is Leah.
Yes, ladies and gents. This means that this account is a mule. I made it this summer because I don't need all of my friends knowing my business. If you choose to get to know me, I might like you enough to tell you who I am. ^_^
This much is true:
I am 17 years old. My face is pretty but my body is questionable. Inside, I'm a wonderful person but I'm rather hard on the outside. You can try Digging but I doubt you'll get far. I am a female, meaning GIRL, which means I DO NOT HAVE A p***s. All together this means that even though my name isn't Leah, I'm not a man... or a gay man pretending to be a girl. I. Am. Female. Kapish?
Lets get this straight. I am Singal. However, I'm not looking. I'm a flirt, but I'm not desperate. I'm quite happy being myself and not being tied to a significant other. I flirt. It's what I do. Deal with it. I'm a pansexual but this does NOT mean that I'm a whore. The meaning of pansexual is to LOVE for personalty, not to have sex for it. I'm also a pervert. I enjoy making perverted jokes that will blow the minds of the more innocent children out there. Do not take this to heart. Just because I tell you you look sexy when you Masturbate does NOT mean I'm making a pass at you. Learn to deal. Now that we've got this straight, if I get random PM's begging for sex or a relationship, I will be angry and likely will come after you with a torch and pitch fork... and possibly a mob of angry villagers toting axes, sticks, pitch forks, kerosene lanterns and jugs of gasoline. I hope this sufficiently illustrates my extreme distaste for that kind of monkey business.
I enjoy Role playing and writing in general, but here's the catch: I'm lit to advanced. I'm up to a one-on-one but if you can't at least write at a lit level and you come to me wasting my time, the circumstance from the above paragraph apply here as well.
Here's where we get into the heavier stuff. If you look at my Interests and look at my signature and put it all together you have me. I am an Acarophile which means I enjoy the act of tickling and/or being tickled. You'll get my point if you read the last two paragraphs. They tie into one another. If you're not intelligent enough to put two and two together, I would avoid answering your door at night if you happen to see torch-light through your peephole.
I love to Draw and be artistic. Yes I do Avvi art. No I don't do Freebies. If you ask for one, watch out for my mob. : )
Alright. That's pretty much me in a nutshell.
Wanna know more? Ask. It's likely that if you're nice I'll tell you.<3
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