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I'm a morbidly obese, rapidly aging 47 year old from Oklahoma City. I am aware that my homosexual agenda is corrupting the nation and sending profuse spouts of bile up your conservative throat, but could you please consult me about this later, as I am far too busy contracting AIDS, molesting children, engaging in horrible acts of public sodomy, and promoting totally heinous ideas such as fudge-packing queers obtaining equality.There’s not much that I enjoy except being a homo. But you see, there’s a lot to being a homo, because, as you know, when you’re gay you live the "homosexual lifestyle", just like how you live the "straight lifestyle", right? All of us butt pirates live lives full of sin and shopping, while you milf divers live lives of positive moral values that encourage charity and a complete sense of optimism to society.
Don’t worry, don’t worry, I know that I’m going to burn in a fiery pit of agony for all eternity. And PLEASE, do not take it upon your burden to save me! Don’t lose any sleep over my foolish, selfish act of donut punching. I chose to be this way! You see we learned about Hell in Sunday school once, and I thought that it sounded like a really neat place to go. So, I figured what better way to achieve that goal than being a sausage jockey!
And YES! If you are a male, I AM hitting on you.
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Lol.
Nice Bio.
xD