DO NOT HURT MY FRIENDS OR I WILL HURT YOU
PS(I NO KUNG FU) LOLZ(SERIOUSLY)
MAII true BESTIES (sum of dem r noobish but datZ ok:3
MAII FAMILIA THERE THE BESTIEST FAMILIA A GRL CAN HAV LOLz:)
WHEN A GIRL WANTS A KISS.....1.SHE STARES INTO UR EYES AND BITES HER LIP 2.SHE RAPS HER ARMS AROUND U 3. SHE WILL PLAY WITH HER HANDS SHIRT PANTS JUST WAITING 4 U TO MAKE UR MOVEWHEN A BOI WANTS TO KISS YOU 1.THEY HOLD UR HAND AND ALWAYS PLAY WITH IT 2. THEY STARE INTO YOUR EYES FOR A LONG TIME 1.THEY GET CLOSE TO YOUR FACE NOW MAKE A WISH*****************kiss********************
DES R MAII SISTAS U WANNA B DERE SIS WELL DATz BAD BISHES DERE MINE?!?!?!?
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
WHAT I CALL A REAL BOYFRIEND... When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her] When she stare's at your lips===[ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you===[ Grab her and don’t let go ] When she start's cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet===[ Ask her what’s wrong] When she ignore's you===[ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away==[ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst===[ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and don’t say a word ] When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared===[ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn’t answer for a long time===[ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH] When she say's that she like's you==[ she really does more than you could understand ] When she grab's at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you===[ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret===[ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes===[ don’t look away until she does ] WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHES HURTING INSIDE] When you break her heart===[ the pain NEVER really goes away ] When she says its over===[ she STILL wants you to be hers ] - Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 miles per hour on a motorcycle. Girl:"Slow down,I'm scared!" Guy:"No,this is fun!" Girl: "No,it's not. Please,it's too scary." Guy: "Then tell me you love me." Girl: "I love you. Slow down!" Guy: "Now,give me a big hug." She gave him a big hug. Guy: "take off my helmet and put it on your head. it's bothering me." In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love,copy this in your profile
If Justin Beiber was on the edge of a six story building 70% of teenagers would be crying. 27% percent would be laughing. 3% would waste their energy running up six stories of stairs to push him off. Put this in your profile if you are part of that 3%
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
--------------Girls------- --------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys don't want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something is wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree---------
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sorry to bother you!!
>.<
but i must send this and you happen to be a friend of the random person who sent this to me....
i apologize.
oh kay. biggrin
TWINS.<3