About
i’m alan.
i totally got this idea from cori
my ho
and my angel
drake and josh is a hilarious show
i wish i could be made of water like the capri sun kids
i’d drink myself
mm mm good
i hate automation
people are funnier
horoscopes are retarded
like feminists
ooooooooooooooooo
gonna pay for that one later
do feminist snipers exist?
bread and butter should be a foodgroup
i’m a pirate
i was the first pirate
i’ve actually sailed and hijacked boats
so all you posers can back off
i can’t stand a cartoon series based on a disney movie
war movies are sweet
horror films?
not so much
i wake up screaming sometimes
so next time
tell me before you try that
im a carnivore
touch my steak
you’ll lose a finger
old black-&-white mystery flicks have hot chicks
if rita hayworth walked into my bar, i’d get a little greedy too
take take take!
jee-mah-ni
it’s a word
get over it
if an uber computer devided the world into two groups
cool and un-cool
it’d malfunction when it hit me
i have complicated man feelings you couldn’t possibly understand
i want twelve fingers
and sharp teeth
and zippers
i dont know
but a gadget that will groom your pet
bathe your pet
dry bathe your pet
clean up pee from a carpet
AND unclog your kitchen sink
is suspicious
what are pandas hiding behind those masks?
are they in league with the racoons?
is a tazer for a doorbell is probably not a good idea
smoking jehova’s witnesses don’t smell good
i totally got this idea from cori
my ho
and my angel
drake and josh is a hilarious show
i wish i could be made of water like the capri sun kids
i’d drink myself
mm mm good
i hate automation
people are funnier
horoscopes are retarded
like feminists
ooooooooooooooooo
gonna pay for that one later
do feminist snipers exist?
bread and butter should be a foodgroup
i’m a pirate
i was the first pirate
i’ve actually sailed and hijacked boats
so all you posers can back off
i can’t stand a cartoon series based on a disney movie
war movies are sweet
horror films?
not so much
i wake up screaming sometimes
so next time
tell me before you try that
im a carnivore
touch my steak
you’ll lose a finger
old black-&-white mystery flicks have hot chicks
if rita hayworth walked into my bar, i’d get a little greedy too
take take take!
jee-mah-ni
it’s a word
get over it
if an uber computer devided the world into two groups
cool and un-cool
it’d malfunction when it hit me
i have complicated man feelings you couldn’t possibly understand
i want twelve fingers
and sharp teeth
and zippers
i dont know
but a gadget that will groom your pet
bathe your pet
dry bathe your pet
clean up pee from a carpet
AND unclog your kitchen sink
is suspicious
what are pandas hiding behind those masks?
are they in league with the racoons?
is a tazer for a doorbell is probably not a good idea
smoking jehova’s witnesses don’t smell good
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And Thanks again for fixing my computer!
Yeah.
Totally reread Three Of Spades.
I miss Sleeper.
Him and Kiko.
Kalaela, Mizuki, and Cipher, too. And Bug, ha!
How's that you ask?
Well, simple; I stalk you m'dear.
Haha
Kidding
I met you at that dinner party thingeh ma bober at TGIF
Sha
Amazing <3
SNUGGLE-BEAR!!
<3<3<3
*hugluffglompsnuggle*
Ah.
You are my favorite.
Favorite what?
I dunno.
Just my favorite.
And I love you.
<3
So there.