1.

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.





2.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.



3.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.









4.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.







5.

Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on ay away.







6.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.





7.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.







8.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"









9.

Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.







10.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.







11.

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme











12.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.















13.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"







14.

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"







15.

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!







16.

Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

In war, someone who loses everyone and everything they care about in one short period of time except their life, they stop being human to a degree. They no longer feel joy or anger or depression. They're just numb and the bullets of death fly past leaving them unharmed. They become a wolf.



And life is one such war i just lost the women i care for and my friends are leaving me one by one Im numb I've become a wolf!

There once was a ravenous zombie

that liked the taste of me

It caused me some pains

as it chewed on my brains

and got blood on my Abercrombie

CAPRICORN - The One thats Great

(12/22-1/19)

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautious.Bit of naughty. By far best in bed!

The one and only.





PISCES - The Addictive

(2/19-3/20)

EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!!THE MOST BEST GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS U WILL EVER HAVE!!!





ARIES- The Irresistible One

(3/21-4/19)

Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.





TAURUS- The Aggresive One

(4/20-5/20)

Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very loyal. Great kisser. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.





GEMINI - The Gorgeous one

(5/21-6/21)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships,makes sure their friends come first,lovable, forgiving, loves a good challenge,Addictive. Loud.





CANCER - The Coolest mutha ******** ull ever meet.

(6/22-7/22)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock You The ******** Out. Great In Bed.





LEO - The Sexy One

(7/23-8/22)

Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they can screw you up emotionally... u might end up crying...





VIRGO- Rare to find.

(8/23-9/22)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..





LIBRA - The a*****e

(9/23-10/22)

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.





SCORPIO - The slutty One

(10/23-11/21)

Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!





SAGITTARIUS-The superior sexual Partner

(11/22-12/21)

EXTREMELY SEXY. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Social and adventurous.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.





AQUARIUS - The one every girl or boy needs

(1/20-2/1 cool

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found