About

hmmm, well...
you know what, i have a b***h of a time trying to come up with a good indroduction to tell you all about myself. so i think i'll just write the first things that come to my mind and go with that.
i like pie. i love pie. yes, pie is good...that won't work. let's try this again.
*kazoo solo*...why a kazoo solo? can't i get like, a guitar solo or something cool? or a chamber orchestra? i mean, come on. don't ruin my intro.
*tap dance*...TAP DANCE?! urgggh....
okay, just screw the introductory sentence. SCREW IT. i'm better at listing things. SO, lists involving me.
about me--
-i am currently obsessed with 90's dance hits and gay bar techno.
-my obsessions last about 20 seconds, then i move on.
-tomorrow i might be obsessed with EBM, punk or grunge or whatever other type of decent music is out there. really depends on what mood i'm in.
-yes, i'm a lesbian. get over it. no, you can't watch.
-hey ladies, i am newly single! wink
-i draw all the time
-i love sewing and fashion
-i just started bellydancing
-i love to bash bands like hinder and nickelback constantly. i hate them. oh, how i hate them. i could start a long rant right here, but i will control my urge to do so.
-i will listen to every type of music EXCEPT for c**k rock/angry frat boy rock/peen music (nickelback, hinder, etc.) and country (unless it's like Johnny Cash country)
-i hate everything on the radio so i stopped listening to it three or four years ago. therefore, i am completely out of touch with mainstream music and my ears and mental health have been spared for the most part.
-of course some people insist on listening to the radio while i'm in the room, which is worse than chinese water torture.
-i try to be nice to everyone. everyone is cool in my eyes unless they're assholes to me or anyone else.
-it takes A LOT to piss me off. most likely if you say s**t about me, i'll ignore it.
-i love meeting new people
-i would rather burn candles or sit in the dark than turn on a light
-the sun pisses me off.
-i am totally obsessed with the 90's.

top 10 favorite bands EVER:
-Smashing Pumpkins
-Kill Hannah
-The Birthday Massacre
-Type O Negative
-My Bloody Valentine
-Razed In Black
-The Cure
-Depeche Mode
-Horrorpops
-Hocico

Top 6 favorite movies:
-But I'm A Cheerleader
-Welcome to the Dollhouse
-D.E.B.S.
-Polyester
-Rocky Horror Picture Show
-Party Monster (even though it was disappointing compared to the book)

Top 7 favorite shows:
-Daria
-Pete & Pete (or pretty much any 90's Nick show you can think of)
-Invader Zim
-Whitest Kids U'Know
-Munchies
-120 Minutes (formerly known as the Alternative)
-Beavis & Butthead

favorite animal:
-KITTIES!

favourite comedians:
-SABRINA MATTHEWS. love her!!
-Elvira Kurt
-Andre Kelly
-Jen Slusser
-Bob Smith
-Suzanne Westenhoefer
-Greg Proops
-Kyle Cease

favorite incense:
-sandalwood
-patchouli
-myrrh
-frankincense
-nag champa


yup, that's me in a nutshell.


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xXxKisuke13xXx

Report | 03/01/2009 8:20 am

xXxKisuke13xXx

i don't know how i got to your pro but yo. whats up?
killiminmaru

Report | 01/24/2009 8:45 am

killiminmaru

do you ever check this damm thing
killiminmaru

Report | 04/07/2008 6:21 pm

killiminmaru

hay ... guess who!
Gods Unwanted Son

Report | 01/30/2008 6:09 pm

Gods Unwanted Son

Thanks =] Yeah, I can't wait to be 18... I'll be happier than a pig in s**t... Did you get your license/permit yet?
brokenwings234

Report | 01/29/2008 3:03 pm

brokenwings234

hi
Clandestinus

Report | 01/27/2008 2:40 pm

Clandestinus

The Gay Gardener dances to a lot of the techno on your profile. User Image
Clandestinus

Report | 01/24/2008 6:00 pm

Clandestinus

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xxx5kiva5xxx

Report | 01/21/2008 3:26 pm

xxx5kiva5xxx

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.



2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.



3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.



4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.



5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.



6. You mean the world to someone.



7. If not for you, someone may not be living.



8. You are special and unique.



9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.



10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.



11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.



12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.



13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.



14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.



15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight



9,675,000,000 ppl n this world && yet i ended up with your crazy a** as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!Send this to everyone u love.

Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for you

Get 2 back-You have a couple true friends

Get 3 back-You aight

Get 4 back-Your loved

Get 5 back-Your adored

Get 6 or more-Damn your a celebrity
xxx5kiva5xxx

Report | 12/25/2007 5:28 am

xxx5kiva5xxx

merry christmas
Clandestinus

Report | 12/18/2007 6:14 pm

Clandestinus

How. Low.

He blocked you 'cause you're my sister.

******** that s**t.

What an a*****e.

I'm gonna b***h him out tomorrow.

He can't do that to you, just 'cause you're my sister.

Ugh.