About

Name: Sam
Age Fourteen
Location: There is no Sam. o.O
Sexuality: I am a confirmed bisexual.
Dating?: No one. No one really suits my interest.

Stuff You Don't Really Need To Know...

- I walk with a limp.
- Kids at school have lately taken to calling me "Greg".
- Never insult House, M.D, Psych, or Harry Potter in front of me.
- I got a rabies shot when I was seven, because a stray dog attacked me.
- I constantly compare my fashion sense with random girls in my class.
- I am obsessed with fan-fiction.
- Believe it or not, I really am not a girl. Nor am I homosexual.
- I'm 1/2 British, 1/4 Australian, 1/8 Hungarian, and 1/8 American. Weird combo, eh?
- I'm an Atheist.
- Most of my friends speak several languages, and I speak seven. Those being: Japanese, English, some Spanish, Pig Latin, some French, and I can say a few sentences in German.
- Also, I'm an expert in British and American slang. Sorta...

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Padfoot's Little Black Book

MARAUDERS ONLY. EVANS, STAY OUT.

My fan-fictions. Newly renovated. LEAVE COMMENTS! All fan-fictions are rated differently, though, guys!


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Comments

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Saphire_wolf_lover

Report | 07/27/2010 1:08 am

Saphire_wolf_lover

cool avi
Narcissa -Cissa- Malfoy

Report | 08/21/2009 10:06 am

Narcissa -Cissa- Malfoy

Happy, slightly belated, birthday!
Narcissa -Cissa- Malfoy

Report | 07/08/2009 7:20 pm

Narcissa -Cissa- Malfoy

Hello.

It certainly has been a while since I last spoke to you, hasn't it?
Saphire_wolf_lover

Report | 06/10/2008 10:20 am

Saphire_wolf_lover

Ah no dearest padfoot!



It is you who are the foolish one, for I need no fanfiction, You shall never defeat me and my access to



EVERY SINGLE EPISODE ON DVD AND THE WONDERS OF THE NEVER ENDING WORLD AND POSSIBILITIES INSIDE MY MIND



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Long reign David Tennant.
Lady_Lime

Report | 04/28/2008 1:55 pm

Lady_Lime

Well, I imagine you can actually, but he still rocks! xD



I can't say I have ever tried to laugh like that, but I have ended up in the floor in hysterics unable to breath. Mostly thanks to Jess, but thats a different Jess, not Saphire.



And damn it, i wanted to huggle him! *pouts* Anyway, isn't Clara too busy harassing Sirius? xD Kidding.
Lady_Lime

Report | 04/28/2008 11:05 am

Lady_Lime

Lol, well only John could achieve a laugh like that i reckon.



And if he's gonna be wandering the train then is it possible for me to jump into the roleplaying world in order to drool all over him and huggle him to death?
Lady_Lime

Report | 04/27/2008 1:20 pm

Lady_Lime

0.0

How bad can it be if it involves David Tennant and John Barrowman??? (Btw, loving the DADA teacher, bananas are an amazing source of potassium! xD Thank you to CE and JB for providing us with the first of that joke)



Anyway, must here more about this plan!



Also, check out the new vid on my profile, I think its hilarious, love John!
Lady_Lime

Report | 04/23/2008 1:25 pm

Lady_Lime

*pouts and then munches cookie*



Yum... but next time you won't be so lucky!



However, I now suggest we team up and wage war against... Jessica xD She is not happy.
Saphire_wolf_lover

Report | 04/23/2008 12:37 pm

Saphire_wolf_lover

Ooooh! It may have been there for three months already, but that doesn't matter! That is an inexcusible comment! *glowers* You're going down Padfoot!
LilyFlower Evans

Report | 02/16/2008 10:23 pm

LilyFlower Evans

Stop keeping me up, damn it! D<



Lily: "Leave her alone, Sirius."